The Stoked Thread

Naps. Oh glorious naps.

I really do need to change the ringer on my phone to something besides the alarm, as when it rings me awake before the time I set it to, I wake up with no clue what time it is or where I am for a second. And answering the phone in that state is just a bad idea.
 
I'm stoked because i feel like i did alright on my calc exam tonight, and my economics-history exam tomorrow will be cake.

uber stoke.
 
Will, you should just come out to Vegas and we'll build a joint on the Strip. it'll totally work. finish school first, though... or at least kick that econ-hist exam's ass tomorrow.

in other news... this may be old to some of you (it's from 06), but you might recall Colbert's address at the White House Correspondent's Dinner a couple years ago. he basically turned it into a roast of Bush and Co., it was awesome. so, i was watching the 3-part vid on youtube in a post-Daily Show/Colbert Report stoke-gasm and noticed another little video that had a blasphemous title- Laura Bush tells Colbert to "get fucked". can you believe the balls that bitch has? she should have been thankful she was so lucky as to be in the same room as the man, let alone a target of some of his jokes. i was appalled! actually, i found it hilarious, so i figured i'd post it up. it's hard to tell for absolute certain, but in the full video he seems somewhat taken aback (yes, i really said that)- dare i say momentarily stunned- by what she says and it definitely LOOKS like "get fucked".
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having another party tonight, hopefully it is as successful as last time and doesn't get busted.

Sam, you better be here, even if you do have to stand wearing a hawaiian shirt
 
Blah, I suppose I will probably make it. I'm working on getting a couple people to come, but one of them is a bit of a clinger....I may have to try to drop her on someone else.
 
Just picked up a Black MacBook 2.2 GHz for my brother for a good price. The thing is in FANTASTIC condition. Not gonna lie, even though I have a MacBook Air, I'm a little jealous of this one and all of it's sexy blackness.
 
I made out like a bandit today. I went to the swap sale to see if I could get rid of my Sessions pants. Saw this kick ass Salomon board for $179. Talked with the oh so hot dude working there, about maybe getting a small discount if I gave them the snowpants. He said no, that the swap sale wasn't really a swap sale anymore. Lame. So then I attempted to get the board for a bit cheaper, and he said he could probably swing a 10% discount off it. Lead me to almost say yes, then I commented on the topsheet having some damage, and he hadn't seen that, and said it probably happened when someone dropped it. So he went to talk to the main guy, and came back and said he'd sell it to me for $120. SOLD!

Brand new board, 2 seasons old, never ridden, mine. Stoked.
 
this is awesome. Ari Emanuel's younger brother, Rahm, has been selected as Obama's chief of staff. Ari is the guy "Ari Gold" is based off... basically, we now have Entourage in the White House. i'm shitting my pants and throwing it all over the walls, i'm having such an intense stoke-gasm.
 
"skied" today.

If by skiing you mean, put my boots on, clicked into my bindings, and slid a rail.
Still, it felt pretty good.
 
I just started watching the movie "War Photographer" and wow, its super powerful right off the bat...im really impressed
 
drew and i seem to be in competition to who can bang out more girls, i added 4 to my tally in the last week, last night was this smoking hottie who's about 6 years my senior, just finished med school last spring, wicked chill, great body, perky boobs whole 9 yards
 
I'm like a little kid...but anyways...;

The guy who's working on my car took me for a ride in his 675 horsepower WRX STI...This thing is insane, it was supposed to be in SEMA this week, but he ran into injector issues...He invested +60k before his sponsors kicked in, which = insanity.

I have the priveledge of driving exotic cars at work, but this was just incomparable to any Bentley/Ferrari.
 
I'm drunk off of two Cappuccino Stouts I got at my job today... it pays to stock groceries. Mmmm...

Girlfriend is at Whistler this weekend too, considering what I should do with two days off and a new car I need to put through paces...
 
I have a very fucking stupid game to suggest.

For anyone that wants in, as by a post attributing to the fact by this Sunday, lets play a official PH game of who can get the most sex by next Sunday (Nov 16th at 11:59pm). Since sex is hard to diagnose, we'll be going by ORGASMS ONLY. Jerking it alone does not count. Anyone game?
 
my brother and his friends started a group on facebook called "Points!" and it's essentially a hook-up competition, with different "degrees of hooking up" are awarded different points. here's the point system from the group...
Point Values:
1 point - make out
2 points - legitimate caressing of the breasts
3 points - hand job / fingering
4 points - oral (fallacio / cunnilingus)
6 points - sex
15 points - threesome (with two women of course, must penetrate both)
you can only achieve the maximum amount of points with a girl once- that is, no repeat points.
i joined roughly three weeks ago and am somehow leading with 18 points. most of the other members of the group have been in it since Jan 07 and are single. the time frame is roughly each semester, so everyone else in the group has a pretty good head start on me, but really didn't do much with it. their d's must be pretty s, i suppose.
i'm not trying to claim anything, i'm just stunned that a handful of single guys who live on various college campuses can't get laid.
 
The sheer number of possibilities for reaching that number in one night is astounding.
 
you got the whole "no repeating points" thing, right? it doesn't count if you hook up with the same girl over and over again.
 
How can you possibly have a point system like that with no extra points awarded for the bum. C'mon Sean, I expected better from you.
 
i had nothing to do with creating the point system. trust me, that's one of the first complaints i brought to them. they're response was that they would deal with it when they got there. oh well...
 
their system is flawed, big time

there are negative points assessed for not banging a new girl each month, having a girlfriend, licking a girls vag, however there are bonus points for things like cheating on your girlfriend, anal, threesomes etc etc.
 
I think I should lose points for fucking my girlfriend...

Hey can I have some pity points for a completely non-sexual, yet sexual tension laden hangout? I like, could have totally hooked up with her, honest. Plus, I sniffed her panties when she took her dog out.

Fuck my life.
 
I've been thinking about putting together a book of my poetry for a while, and just found this:
http://www.blurb.com/

They allow you all sorts of cool stuff, so I think when I get all my stuff together I'm going to do this.

Went hiking today, and skiing yesterday. Life is looking up.
 
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