hahah
ok here's a longer one for ya:
One thing kids like is to be tricked.
For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but
instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said.
"Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep
down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to
the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.