Oh my Rob, Nips is quite the lil cutey.
Hmm where to start....so I made it to RI after being stopped and ticketed for going 84 in a  65. Proceeded to play beer pong for 2 hrs and then someone had the smart idea of heading into Providence to hit the clubs. Yeah wow. Girls down here seriously dress like straight up hoes. I couldnt believe it. Anyways after some clubbing..mostly just straight drinking for me, we ventured out to find more of a pub scene. After a block I found a superb bar...just turns out it was a gay bar. Hahha and the bartender was smoking hot (a guy) muhahahah
After more drinks apparently some guy told my buddy Steve that he, my brother and the other guys with us should have been killed while they were in Iraq. I stepped in to voice my opinion and the guy called me a skank...hahaha I found that hilarious and just walked out to have a smoke. From what I heard from everyone else who was still in the bar, Steve hauled off and cracked the guy right up in the chin and the dude hit the floor. I walk back in and Steve turns to me and says "heres a drink for you" and hands me a shot. Drink and bounce. No cops, no bouncers, no problems after that. I dont remember the cab ride home nor walking up to my room. I woke up at 10 this morning and was still wasted.
The vacation has begun.