The Stoked Thread

Monday has continued to be bomb....the rest of the week is probably going to suck in order to make up for this anomaly.
 
Prom isnt that big of a deal up here in ontario as it seems to be in the states...thank god
 
I ended up going to prom both times. Ok....not the greatest time but it was fun. For me it was an adventure just to put a dress on! Oh the times have changed
 
HAHA! I'm just taking pictures, so I'm not spending any money at all. I already have a kickin' dress for the wedding I'm going to in June, so why not?
 
mammoth park!

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my friend and i are also making the most epic edit ever...still have 2 more days left to film some stuff, it's going to be amazing. seriously.
 
soooo... i'm in Las Vegas right now with my buddy, Casper. things ain't goin so swell with the job hunting, but it'll all even out. what i am stoked about, though, was going to a swinger's club last night and fucking the bartender. it was a good night, but this is my second day in town and i haven't slept yet, so who knows what'll happen tonight... hopefully something to do with my dick getting wet again.
 
drinking phase- aggressive

hours without sleep- 45

alcoholic beverages comsumed- N/A

weed smoked in the hotel room- 4 grams and counting... we have a quad of blueberry to ourselves

i'm in the middle of rolling another joint, so i really can't discuss the details right now, but this is a pretty epic trip. and by "pretty epic" i mean "stupid fucking crazy".
 
Did you venture over to the green room?

Dont forget to wrap that shit Sean or you'll be fucked in more ways than 1
 
Yeah, Lucky Cat really wanted to spend the evening with me, but I wasn't in the mood for the dankness (I know, how can I not be in the mood for DANK?) haha. Circus boy and I have a history. I chose him :)
 
after being awake for 50-55 hrs straight and 12 hrs of aggressive drinking (we estimate i had between 25 and 30 drinks last night- i was slamming VRBs like they were shots, literally), i became dillusional, got lost in a parking garage for over an hour at 6am, somehow badly cut the palm of my right hand, spent over $300 on drinks and cigars FOR MYSELF, got lost in the casino at the MGM Grand, and finally passed out in my room. tonight, we dine at Delmonico's, Emiril's steakhouse, and hopefully make it back to the swinger's club.

Lesley, it wasn't the Green Door, but the place next door to it. they're called Show and Tell and the girl at the door was hotter, so they had me at "hello".

i don't think i've ever been this hung over in my life, but i've somehow managed to avoid puking (famous last words...).

this is the most fucked up, surreal experience of my life... and i'm STOKED!
 
I pwn3d the shit out of my English final paper,so now I'm 2/2 getting A's this semester. Now comes the two finals that will actually be hard.
 
Wow

Have you been up to the Stratosphere? Theres no reason to go up there (its not even on the strip, its farther north) except for the rollercoaster. Get blunted and hop on that thing. Its some crazy shit mang. My mom and I took a ride on it. She had just finished crazy amounts of mimosis (sp?) at breakfast and ended up booting all over. Luckily we were the first car so but everyone behind us caught the wrath. Oh and they have a giant chair springy thing on top of the rollercoaster that shoots you an extra 40 feet or so in the air. Needless to say we didnt get to that while I was there.

If you like seafood...good cheap seafood...head up to Freemont Street. I guess its the "original" strip. Oldschool casinos with good whiskey, a guy in the corner playing the piano and $0.99 shrimp cocktails. Good stuff. Oh and if you end up tripping balls out there, also head to Freemont Street. The street itself has a something like a cover over it. A cover of lighting and at certain times during the day, they have some crazy light shows. Thats the first thing I thought of when I saw that place but I was 16 and with my family so its not like I could truly enjoy it hahaha.

One word - Buffet. At first these are great. Anything you could possibly want to eat is right there in front of you....but it will catch up to you. Dont say I didnt warn you hahaha

And if you need your hair done, like straight up pimpin shit, Ill give you my cousin's name and number. Shes really good. Like Pro good.

Have a kick ass time out there Sean. Gotta say Im envious
 
ortiz and manny just went BACK TO BACK home runs bitches, manny's just cranked out number 497, only three to go til 500
 
Can you tell Ive been out there a few times?

I would never live there. It would be bad.

Let me tell you a little story one of my trips to Vegas...oh the memories. First off I have some family that lives in Henderson right out of side of the strip. My family and I were staying at the Luxor hotel on one of our trips and my cousins wanted to take me out one night and just kinda "bond". I thought this was the coolest thing ever since they were in the their early and mid twenties and I was only 16. We're on our way out of the house and they hand me a fake id. RIght then I knew this was going to be really good or really bad. Our first destination was a drag/transvestite show on the east side of town. Super sketchy area but some of the funniest and very well done performances Ive ever seen. Then we went to Cesaers where I began to suck down yard margaritas like it was my job and I got into the pool thats inn the middle of the mall and wanted to talk to Zeus but I guess he wasnt having it and was promptly escorted out by security guards. Next stop was this club at the Luxor...the same hotel my family and I are staying at. This is/was one of my favorite clubs Ive ever been to. They had cages hanging from the ceiling with people dancing in them, a HUGe bar, and tons of couches to chill on. Im dancing with some guy...yard marg still in hand and I turn around to grind up on him or something of that nature and I see my mom and dad dancing right the fuck in front of me!!!!!!!!!! I dropped the yard marg, ran over to the other end of the bar where my cousins were and we all ran out of there. I knew I was in some serious trouble for that and figured Ill head to the room and wait for them to rip me a new one. My cousins felt otherwise. They talked me into going back out to another bar. Seeing as I was already in trouble, how much more trouble could I get into? Hahaha yeah so we drink more and more and more and more and its time for me to head to the hotel room. So Im up there banging fiercly on this door like Im Mike Tyson and yelling for my dad to hurry up and open the door cause I gotta piss...haha turns out it was the wrong room. After about 30 minutes of wondering around and peeing in a potted plant on one of the floors, I found my room but by that time my dad wouldnt let me in. He was that pissed. So I just curled up in a ball and fell asleep at the door of the room.
 
haha this reminds me of one of the times i was in montreal during high school for a hockey tournament

dear god that was ridiculous
 
Finished filling out all my unemployment stuff since I was laid off from the shop for the summer. Looks like I'll be getting $244 a week to ski everyday for the next month. Then I'll have to figure out what I'm going to do.
 
I've always wondered what the technicalities of unemployment are. I get "laid off" at the end of each summer and am eligible for unemployment, but I'm also going to school for that time and the threats of fines and imprisonment kind of scare me away from finishing the application. The money would be nice, but I don't want to worry about being arrested for some sort of fraud while I'm at school.
 
yeah, i've always kinda felt like i knew what i was capable of but never had the chance to push the limits and find out what's out beyond the craziest boundaries of my imagination. i'm fairly certain i ventured into uncharted territory of fucked up last night. i clearly recall being lost in a parking garage for over an hour and looking for my car because i wanted to pass out in it. i don't have a car out here. i remember the drink girl in the casino bringing me two double Grey Goose and RedBulls three times and paying $15 for all of them... that was after drinking 4 doubles faster than she could make them, so she just started bringing two at a time. we then went to Studio 54/Tabu for about an hour and i had 5 more doubles. so, in about a three-hour time span i had 30 drinks and a witness to back up the story.

ok, i meant to post this about 4hrs ago when i was talking to Ashley about gettin off thinkin about her in the shower, but totally forgot. i have a bunch more to discuss, but we'll get to that later. peace!
 
I got some more mantids from an egg case someone brought in to class. They're really tiny, no idea what species or anything. My other ones are getting kinda large... a few are over an inch long. They look sooooo sweet.

And things with this girlfriend/best friend are kinda working out. Watched Hot Dog: the movie! with her last night as the cap to a week of terrible 80's movies. Also, we were a little drunk, but is there any SHRED of plot in Weird Science?

I do have to find work though. Tutoring is paying about $500 a month, but that ends in June, and I'm out of the lab soon. I've applied to some other research jobs, but if I dont hear back soon, I'll have to just take whatever I can get. Anyone got any ideas for fun summer jobs for a recent college grad?
 
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