So this morning I awoke in my roommates bed. He came in at 6am from his girlfriends house, saw me in his bed and got ready for work. Didnt wake me up. I woke up around 6:30 after he left, completely disoriented. I had been up with my other roommate watching "Snatch" with a few friends and knocked back a few beers. I went to sleep IN MY OWN BED. I woke up in ANOTHER BED. There was water EVERYWHERE, all over his bed and all over myself. I have NO MEMORY of what the fuck happened.
- I wasnt drunk. I had three beers total, and I was buzzed, but not shitfaced drunk or anything. My movie-watcher friends confirmed this. I also had no hangover, and waking up at 6:30, after three hours of sleep, I definitely didnt feel drunk.
- My roommate heard my door open about a half hour after I went to sleep. He thought it was me making a bathroom trip or something.
- I woke up with water all over my shirt. Not pee, we did multiple sniff tests to confirm. There was a glass in my room, but it stayed in my room.
Heres what we've pieced together at this point. Evidently, I must be sleepwalking. I've been feeling like shit and been really tired for the last week, but I was blaming it on finals. Apparently, I must have gotten up a half hour after falling asleep (which would be before REM sleep typically) and walked around. I may have tried to drink some water in the bathroom or something, given up, and gone to the nearest bed, which was his. Really fuckin strange. REALLY fuckin strange. It completely weird to wake up in another place, where you shouldnt be, and have no memory of what the hell went on.
Sooooo, yeah. I guess I'm going to barricade myself in my room tonight. I have no idea how you stop sleepwalking. Sometimes its from stress, but evidently not my type, as finals are over. Weeeeeirrrd.