The Stoked Thread

stoked on winning $30 from a scratch off i received on friday from one of my attorneys along with some cool potterybarn stuff.

stoked on the giant bottle of JD thats sitting on my desk right now begging me to open it...also from one of my attorneys.

stoked that I received IDEA in the mail today from Mr. PASKIINGSucks. Thanks again man. There was a boatload of karma sent your way and more to come.

stoked that i have my natural hair color back!! yay for brunettes. blondes may have more fun but drama comes along with it, so i switched it up.

stoked that I FINALLY received K2 Steeze in the mail. only took FOREVER

stoked that in an short while i will be heading home to watch IDEA and munch on xmas day leftovers...mmmmmm fried turkey and homemade stuff. fuk jea
 
That sounds like a kick ass business card.

Which reminds me of a quote: "I got a business card because I wanna win some lunches. That's what my business card says: Mitch Hedberg, Potential Lunch Winner. Gimme a call, maybe we'll have lunch. If I'm lucky!"
 
I'm getting a bottle of mead tonight!

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I think it's only appropriate that I listen to Amon Amarth while I drink it. Well, that's the only viking music I have, so it's going to work.
 
I just finished downloading season 3...time to piss away more of my life watching it! such a good show
 
i'm looking for a sugar momma, but on a serious note had a great day skiing with my brother and papa dukes, it's been a year since i last skied with my brother and probably about 2 years since i had with my dad, and it was blue bird skies and 32 degrees alll dayyy longgg
 
If you watch this show...you need to see season 3 episode 2's intro. Denny crane = prime. It got taken off youtube and I cant find another link unfortunately..
 
I have the entire BL series on DVD. It's my favourite show by far. Hilarious.

"Objection... your honor, this woman is CLEARLY a jew."

"You object to her being JEWISH?"

"Well someone here must."
 
That is something I need to acquire really badly. I find the show asks some very interesting question about human nature as well. Basically, its the shit.
 
accepting applications?

i'm stoked that i *might* be able to pick up a sack today after three days of looking. nothin's f'sho yet, though, so fingers are still crossed.
 
always accepting apps. i believe there was a form somewhere on here but i cant seem to locate it.

3 days!?!?!!? fuck man that blows. ive had to ration my shit because its so hard to find stuff around here. i wish they would just legalize it!
 
no shit mang.

the us is weak...WEAK I TELL YOU!! FUCKIN WEAK!

send me your good stuff! i will repay you handsomely!
 
yes, three days... take a look at the 420 forum- i have a bitch-fest going on in there. looks like it won't be happening until later tonight, but i *should* be pickin up a quad and tearin through a blunt by about 11pm tonight. should... hopefully... maybe... if Jah loves me. then i'll be 100% STOKED.
 
uhh im not a member of the 420 cult for whatever reason and not happy about it either. christ if you knew me, theyd have me as the grandmaster!

yeah im considering make a blizunt outta that cuban i got
 
i can't do blunts

cigar wrap makes me super sick for some reason. no colts, cigars or blunts nothing. I can barely even smell them anymore...
 
yeah i cant roll them but im sure as hell gonna try tonight.

i can roll J's like its no bodies bizzness. anyone got tips on the blunts?

i prefer the blueberry, chocolate and vanilla wraps. mmmm soo good
 
bongs mmmm

speaking of which i finally get Layla (named her after the Eric Clapton song) back tonight from my that douche mcdouchel!

shes a smooth hittin 2 footer, inside out glass with beautiful detail. ill be sure to introduce you all to her tomorrow.
 
I have Yoshi...it apparently looks like a crack pipe but anyone that uses it wishes they owned it. Its fucking bomb.
 
as for rolling blunts... give me until new years when the parents take off, but i'll post up a tutorial for makin bleezies in the 420 forum. it seems people either know how to roll bomb blunts or can't roll at all and coming from someone who accepted the fact they couldn't roll for shit and dedicated their LIFE to learning, it's an art. actually, i just feel that even n00bs should get to smoke blunts, too.

joints are easy, especially if you want to cheat a lil bit and use the dollar bill trick. blunts... can be a little bit different.

anyway, stoked on weedz!
 
i was taught how to roll a j by folding the edges in a wee bit, stuffing it with greeny goodness and rollin that shit tiiiiiiiight.
 
oh shit... i GOTTA show you the dollar bill trick. serrrrrrously, conical or straight, fat or skinny, and always tight as a virgin's pussy.

once you see what i'm talking about, i'm sure you'll either get it or remember seeing it before, but it's good for others to see- everyone starts somewhere.
 
Don't mean to wreck the surprise but it is essentially rolling green in a bill to shape and inserting a paper and rolling that over the green. Not really rocket science, it is how i learned to roll good tight j's before I could hand roll tight j's. Bill just makes it easier to get a nice strait shape.
 
ok, that's a good way to START doing it... but once you master this shiz, you can get creative... i won't be working with an O tonight, but i'll at least try to roll up a couple and show you what i mean by "creative". it's a good way to get a good core- the rest is up to you to either fuck up or make totally sweet.
 
STOKED TO START WORKING ON MY TRUCK.

I lifted the back with a fork truck, that was the easiest jack job ever. Hello new leaf springs!!!!!!
 
Stoked that the mountain was busy today...finally! I had 3 upper mountain privates (fucking sick!) Then one down below in the lower mountain. And some pretty sweet tips. One dude threw down a $20 on a one hour. Pretty nice.

Also the Peekamoose got crazy busy tonight, I was called in but was not able to, thank god. My busy work week starts tomorrow and I don't want to add an extra night.

Ashley is in good mood.
 
21 year old male, disease free, 6'1" with light brown/dark blonde hair, college student, full time worker, backwards skier, any other questions?
 
Don't know how I missed this earlier.

I'm 26, small dark and hairy, single, unemployed, and I live with my parents. I should also meantion that I have commitment issues. Not just with girls, but with everything. I have also spent part of my life sleeping in parks and bus/train stations. I'm not cheap, just very poor. My current net worth is -$25000 Cnd. I enjoy talking about myself or telling stories that entertain only me. I'm also the only one who laughs at my jokes.

 
so funny to see chat about rollin from you bunch a little youngin noobs. can't wait to hang with some of ya to show you whats up! :)
 
That's it Papa, I'm a callin you out!!! Roll off @ big boulder. Your years of experience versus my shorter but extreme years of dedication. I'll supply, you just bring your knowledge.
 
Super stoked to have new leaf springs on my truck. My bro helped me out and we put em on last night. Jacked up the back of my truck with a forklift to put stands under it, that was pretty cool. Now she's tighter, sittin higher, and ready to haul all my shit on moving day this weekend.
 
No man, women just like guys who are confident, make them laugh and aren't desperate. I was just being funny. I don't actually have a difficult time getting women to like me though. My piece de resistance though (at least for this site), I'm not actually a skier.

 
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