Ha, it's entirely possibly/probable that he's doing so, but I could honestly care less.
Funny thing is, it's MY bed that he sleeps in every night. He refuses to bring his bed over here from his parents' house or to sleep on the couch, so my options are limited to sleeping in the bed with him (yeah.. right) or the couch. Sometimes I get stuck sleeping on the floor when he has his fuckhead friend over and they get drunk. I come home to a huge kid passed out on my couch, and moving him is far easier said than done. There have been at least a half-dozen occasions in the past few weeks that forced me to sleep under the dining room table, curled up with the dog. Yay. Two more months of this shit left.
On another note (since this is the STOKED thread!), I had fun chillin' with my best girlfriend last night. Free beers for us at the bar because the bartenders are homies (and we're there too often).
Three days until Alaska. Three months and seven days until New Mexico.
Oh yeah, and I get to SKI FOR FREE while in AK! Yeahhhhh!
Sam, was this the chick who wanted you to go skiing with her, or is this the new bag girl at Safeway?