alpentalikthe3rd
Member
best invention ever? second to skis of course
''Never trust anyone until you see their private parts.''
''Never trust anyone until you see their private parts.''
the spork
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Adrenaline
Active member
and a must have weapon against online attacks
Just Huck It.
Just Huck It.
caylorswift
Active member
correct on both accounts
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Sam
'i used to have a little but now i have a lot
im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener
VIVA LA RESISTANCE
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Sam
'i used to have a little but now i have a lot
im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener
VIVA LA RESISTANCE
alpentalikthe3rd
Member
haha... remember this song from top gun - danger zone... total 80's
''Never trust anyone until you see their private parts.''
''Never trust anyone until you see their private parts.''
Adrenaline
Active member
top gun is the shit. those aviators, the music. total classic
Just Huck It.
Just Huck It.
Pipe_Munky
Active member
it be all bout da spizorks mudda fuckas!!!
Viva la Resistance!
Storm Trooper of the Silent Army
Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis!
Viva la Resistance!
Storm Trooper of the Silent Army
Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis!
akerbacker
Active member
spork = spoon fork, i think
Holden27
Member
see lets use comparison
fork = good at rails
spoon = good at jumps
spork = ok at rails and jumps
the spork can do everything, but not as well as the things with single purposes, but alas, the jump fool has whack style on rails and vice versa, whereas the spork is stylish anywhere
fork = good at rails
spoon = good at jumps
spork = ok at rails and jumps
the spork can do everything, but not as well as the things with single purposes, but alas, the jump fool has whack style on rails and vice versa, whereas the spork is stylish anywhere
steevner
Active member
i've uncovered some information
How to survive an Online_Alien attack
Carry a plastic spoon or Spork with you at all times.
If the online list says there is one less member online than the number of members in the online list, chances are the alien is close by. Be very careful and surf the site with extreme caution!
Before you learn to protect yourself you must learn a bit of History about the alien. It first appeared late into a Saturday night when 2 young Newschoolers.com members were surfing and noticed that the online list said there was 3 members online while they were the only 2. They barely escaped with their lives that night but Newschoolers.com was safer because the Alien was now known of and could be avoided.
The best weapon you can have against the alien is a plastic spoon-fork, aka spork, you should have one on hand at all times while surfing Newschoolers.com.
Band together in groups with other members, only one can never stand up to the alien.
If you have confirmed existence of the alien, have your plastic spoon or spork, and have formed groups for protection all you can do is surf Newschoolers.com with extreme caution and hope with all your might that you will not be attacked.
How to survive an Online_Alien attack
Carry a plastic spoon or Spork with you at all times.
If the online list says there is one less member online than the number of members in the online list, chances are the alien is close by. Be very careful and surf the site with extreme caution!
Before you learn to protect yourself you must learn a bit of History about the alien. It first appeared late into a Saturday night when 2 young Newschoolers.com members were surfing and noticed that the online list said there was 3 members online while they were the only 2. They barely escaped with their lives that night but Newschoolers.com was safer because the Alien was now known of and could be avoided.
The best weapon you can have against the alien is a plastic spoon-fork, aka spork, you should have one on hand at all times while surfing Newschoolers.com.
Band together in groups with other members, only one can never stand up to the alien.
If you have confirmed existence of the alien, have your plastic spoon or spork, and have formed groups for protection all you can do is surf Newschoolers.com with extreme caution and hope with all your might that you will not be attacked.
Travapple.
Active member
why are sporks only plastic????
hoodratz47
Active member
IS THER AN ATTACK>> I STILL HAVE MY SPORK>>>>> BRING IN THE TUBGIRL!
caitie_baby
Member
Sporks remind me of taco bell
Travapple.
Active member
hahahahahahahaha............ me too