The South Park Quote Thread

"I want you to take a second and imagine how salty my balls will taste in your mouth"
"You signed a contract saying you would suck his balls?!??"
 
Stan - "But that bitch won't

let us."

Ms. Crabtree - "What did you say!?"

Stan - "I said that rabbits

eat lettuce."



Phase 1: Collect underpants.

Phase 2: ?

Phase 3: Profit

- The Business Plan of the Underpants Gnomes

 
fuk yuuu mongorians fuk yuuuu
stupid mongorians always break down schity woll
when ever chinese build wall stupid mongorians break it down. fuk you mongorians
 
Cartman[/b]: Okay, hit him with pyroblast, Kyle.
Kyle[/b]: Casting... there's an 8-second cast time.
Cartman[/b]: Aren't you spec'd to reduce cast time?
Kyle[/b]: No, ah, I'm an arcane fire mage.
Cartman[/b]: ...Christ
 
GDMOGOLIANS.jpg
 
You are the dark one Cthulu,sharing adventures, and smilesit's a magical fun two pals can share,soon the whole world will be aware.
 
GAHD DAMN MONGORIANS KEEP TRYNA BREAK DOWN MY SHIRRY WALL!!!!

mmmkay- mr mackey

Pizza, French Fry, pizza french fry...
 
mint bery cruch, um i dont really know how to say this, but um..... we dont really know what you are.....
im mmmmmmmiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnt, bery crunch!
 
Cartman- "MAM, MORE HOT POCKETS"
"I've got a raging clue" - that episode with the hardy boys or somthing haha, soo good
that show has endless good quotes
 
umm don't know if I can say this but here goes nothin:

"Kyle, shut your *** mouth! You people are why there's waar in the middle east!"
 
I said the "f" word and didn't get banned... you're safe. We're just quoting South Park.

The mods aren't retarded. We'll only get banned for that if it's meant in hostility.

 
Cartman: "can we please go back to best buy and get the Toshiba HandyBook"Mom: "NO!"Cartman: "Well then, can we at least pull over and get some dinner? Because I like to be wined and dined after I've been FUCKED!"
 
"Shut up you shifty jew! Ill fuckin' kill you! Sorry, I just, you know when I've been waiting too long for the colonel's chicken I get easily agitated" -Cartman
 
Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
 
Jesus frank you don't have to celebrate it, we get the point. Can't you just say earmuffs next time? Why you gotta do it in front of the kid?
 
Eric Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

Eric Cartman: Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!

Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
Sportscaster Frank: I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant!

Sportscaster Frank: I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938!
 
im sorry mom, but can we go to that diner for dinner? i like to be wined and dined before i get FUCKED- cartman
 
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