Uncle Jimbo: Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way.
Mr. Garrison: Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL. Evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather--a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains; which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?
Skier:[arrives, with his friends close behind] well well well, if it isn't Stan Darsh!Stan:[winces and covers his face with his right hand] Oh no.Skier:Say Darsh, you don't mind if I take Heather out for some fondue tonight, do ya?Stan:Heather? [a woman skis up and stands next to the skier]Heather:Sorry, Stan, it's just that when it comes to skiing, Tad has all the right moves.Tad:I just might show her my moves tonight, if you know what I mean. [giggles]Heather:You aren't mad, are you, Stan? I mean, a girl's gotta look out for her best interests.
Stan:I know I know I-, ugh. Look I can't explain it but I have to do this. I'm not gonna die. I mean, how bad can the K-13 be?Mechanic:[appears out of nowhere] The K-13? You don't wanna go down that run. That run has got a historih. Thirty-five people have died goin' down it, and some say you can still see their ghosts up there. It was on that very ski run that a group of students were killed by a wolfboy who escaped from a mental institution. You see, that ski run was once a burial ground to a tribe of vampire wichicaw who ate the flesh of children with no eyes. Yah-, a lot of history on that ski run. [the boys just look at him]
