The Solution To Comp Skiing

BLandz

BLandz

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Dudes on NS will bitch about comp skiing all day saying “they have no sty” and “its the same shit over and over again” and what you fucktards don’t realize is that you have had this shit backwards all along. The solution isn't to get people to do more sick shit, in fact, its the total opposite. The solution… is hockey equipment. Get these motherfuckers kitted out in full hockey gear and watch them full send quint corks to the flats everytime. If you wanna watch some steezy shit, go watch a video part. If you wanna watch comp skiing, go watch a dude in full hockey gear boost a dub 12 double buick grab swap from the first uprail to the next rail section. Now thats what comp skiing is all about.
 
14398922:eheath said:
Full hockey gear isn't gonna stop you from breaking your neck, just saying.
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Fuck off Eheath you’re not even a comp rider. You’re just jealous I have better ideas than you
 
They make it like moguls where its based on both the tricks you do and time down the run. That would really get em sending.
 
They give 1-extra point for each additional mm of you ski-width. I wanna see the boys throwing these tricks on some 120s
 
New category idea…. Snake or be snaked, last man standing wins. Take offs and landings are fair game, cross jumping is highly encouraged, as well as checking for right to the feature. Ps this is an open category for all genders and ages to compete for the glory.
 
topic:BLandz said:
Dudes on NS will bitch about comp skiing all day saying “they have no sty” and “its the same shit over and over again” and what you fucktards don’t realize is that you have had this shit backwards all along. The solution isn't to get people to do more sick shit, in fact, its the total opposite. The solution… is hockey equipment. Get these motherfuckers kitted out in full hockey gear and watch them full send quint corks to the flats everytime. If you wanna watch some steezy shit, go watch a video part. If you wanna watch comp skiing, go watch a dude in full hockey gear boost a dub 12 double buick grab swap from the first uprail to the next rail section. Now thats what comp skiing is all about.
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When I’m about to die ima strap myself inside of one of those ski jumping In run things and do as much backies as I can, that’s how I’m going to die
 
topic:BLandz said:
Dudes on NS will bitch about comp skiing all day saying “they have no sty” and “its the same shit over and over again” and what you fucktards don’t realize is that you have had this shit backwards all along. The solution isn't to get people to do more sick shit, in fact, its the total opposite. The solution… is hockey equipment. Get these motherfuckers kitted out in full hockey gear and watch them full send quint corks to the flats everytime. If you wanna watch some steezy shit, go watch a video part. If you wanna watch comp skiing, go watch a dude in full hockey gear boost a dub 12 double buick grab swap from the first uprail to the next rail section. Now thats what comp skiing is all about.
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You know what your problem is? You’re a god damn genius.
 
14399033:SirSponkerJohn said:
When I’m about to die ima strap myself inside of one of those ski jumping In run things and do as much backies as I can, that’s how I’m going to die
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I thought I was the first one to think of this
 
Dude I have been saying this. Comps should be full entertainment with hints of the sport. They should do an event where skiers fly off a jump over a flaming lake of lava into a human-sized dartboard and slam their skull headfirst into it and the first skier to hit a bullseye wins.

Every x games should just have a massive QP and everyone should try and Simon dumont themselves out of it while Drake raps on the deck.

They should have a course lined with wrecking balls that swing asynchronously and if you get hit and die you lose.

Give me something xtreme, every good comp jock 12 year old can already triple if the 12 year olds are doing it it’s simply not ducking xtreme
 
14399088:Farmville420 said:
They should have a course lined with wrecking balls that swing asynchronously and if you get hit and die you lose.
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somebody's been watching MXC. I would love to see an MXC inspired skiing course
 
14399091:Rparr said:
somebody's been watching MXC. I would love to see an MXC inspired skiing course
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Gonna look up what that is but I do believe something gimicky would be funny and entertaining. Imagine watching athletes try and thread a capped blunt three through like a flaming hoop in the air? Could be a big hoop I think it would still be cool. I think that Jesper game show video was actually a pretty good idea
 
14399088:Farmville420 said:
Dude I have been saying this. Comps should be full entertainment with hints of the sport. They should do an event where skiers fly off a jump over a flaming lake of lava into a human-sized dartboard and slam their skull headfirst into it and the first skier to hit a bullseye wins.

Every x games should just have a massive QP and everyone should try and Simon dumont themselves out of it while Drake raps on the deck.

They should have a course lined with wrecking balls that swing asynchronously and if you get hit and die you lose.

Give me something xtreme, every good comp jock 12 year old can already triple if the 12 year olds are doing it it’s simply not ducking xtreme
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You had me until drake but I think we can fix that. Overall great concept

**This post was edited on Feb 16th 2022 at 8:32:08pm
 
Slopestyle should be a true representation of park skiing. I vote the Olympics add 69 gapers that randomly ski slowly down the course, sit on knuckles, ski across landings, side jumping rails, etc.
 
14399088:Farmville420 said:
Dude I have been saying this. Comps should be full entertainment with hints of the sport. They should do an event where skiers fly off a jump over a flaming lake of lava into a human-sized dartboard and slam their skull headfirst into it and the first skier to hit a bullseye wins.

Every x games should just have a massive QP and everyone should try and Simon dumont themselves out of it while Drake raps on the deck.

They should have a course lined with wrecking balls that swing asynchronously and if you get hit and die you lose.

Give me something xtreme, every good comp jock 12 year old can already triple if the 12 year olds are doing it it’s simply not ducking xtreme
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They call it extreme sports for a reason
 
X Games used to do a Dual Vert in Skateboarding. Bring that as a team event to Olympic Superpipe, Slopestyle, and Big Air and you have my new favorite sports! USA might win some more medals with Alex and Colby for SS/ BA.
 
Can you imagine if two people were in the pipe at the same time on opposing walls staggered? That shit would be BANANAS*

*don’t tell T Hall I said that, I can’t afford to pay him royalties
 
lol dude full torags is way better def bonus and it's still really cheap.

14398926:mattm7 said:
They should all equip full plate rune armour, I think it has better defence than hockey gear.
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i wanna see a redbull crashed ice like event where theres rails all the way down the course and physical contact is encouraged
 
Next big air comp, build jump at the top of a mogul run so you gotta land on the bumps. Whoever has knees left at the end wins
 
I think it would add another level to the comp if viewers were allowed to throw fruit and veggies at competitors during and directly following their run. I think this could benefit sponsors as well, as we could begin to see K2 brand tomatoes specifically for comps.
 
If we're giving them hockey gear may as well give em ski blades as well. Andri will be ahead of the game there but I'm sure everyone will catch up and soon be throwing octo corks.
 
Here is my opinion. If they can judge figure skating on style and tech and make it work there is no excuse to not do the same thing with park skiing. Make them pick a track and ski to it like an edit and they are judged on style as well as trick points.

On a side note holy shit doing a flat ground quad is insane.
 
14399088:Farmville420 said:
Every x games should just have a massive QP and everyone should try and Simon dumont themselves out of it while Drake raps on the deck.
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This was how the OG Air & Styles were except they were German-language rappers. Events were sick
 
People only get salty over comp skiing when they take it too seriously. Everyone would be happier if we came to simply watch Edjoy hit breakdance poses.
 
comp skiing in 2040 the athletes skis are going to have sensors to tell judges how long they held the grab for u heard it here first
 
14399886:patskis22 said:
comp skiing in 2040 the athletes skis are going to have sensors to tell judges how long they held the grab for u heard it here first
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Actually though if Disney buys x games back

Ever heard of scientific management, well study up lol
 
OG air & styles were so sick. I remember seeing clips from them back in the day. Like legit ideal contest with super sick style. Weren’t they mostly in Austria?

I remember there was one at Munich Olympic stadium

14399581:Goretex_Vidal said:
This was how the OG Air & Styles were except they were German-language rappers. Events were sick
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**This post was edited on Feb 22nd 2022 at 4:22:33am
 
14402429:BradFiAusNzCoCa said:
OG air & styles were so sick. I remember seeing clips from them back in the day. Like legit ideal contest with super sick style. Weren’t they mostly in Austria?

I remember there was one at Munich Olympic stadium

**This post was edited on Feb 22nd 2022 at 4:22:33am
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Yeah anything to emphasis the style
 
14399264:BradFiAusNzCoCa said:
Can you imagine if two people were in the pipe at the same time on opposing walls staggered? That shit would be BANANAS*

*don’t tell T Hall I said that, I can’t afford to pay him royalties
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