The Snow Gods are Angry with Us

[Mr.Whatsittoya]

What hast we done to bring this year of unfortunate snowfall?



My proposal to please the snow gods is to receive 10 core shots to a Sego Big Horn ski. Only then will our season take off. I prophesied this in a dream last night

 

[Casey]

Ullr is pissed about ikon passes, reservation systems, parking fees and excessive price gouging. The snow will not return until the false idol of the corporate demigod is overthrown and the old order is restored.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

 

[Jacobthesadskier]

I have been blessed by the snow gods, for I prayed to ullr all summer, and he has rewarded my faith. The heretics and blasphemous ones shall melt away like their snowpacks, and we the believers shall ski unto eternity.

 

[CarsonLentz]

we must pray to tod walnuts.

 

[mrk127]

It’s almost like if we stopped dumping copious amounts of CO2 into the atmosphere year after year the “snow gods” might bless us with decent snowfall