The skiing prediction thread

Jon Olsson signs on with Playboy as their latest model.Wu-Tang is no longer for the children.

PBP makes a sick ski film that everyone will watch.
 
Olympics Next time: Pipe and slope take the way, shape, and form of Orage Masters and much cannabis is smoked, showing the world that freestyle skiers are not actually obsessed with puppies and getting date requests from 15 year old girls.

Simon Dudemont returns to the pipe from retirement and triple corks every hit. This causes Tanner to naturally want to one-up Dudemont and go quadruple chads gap but unfortunately he does something to his ankles again in the process...

Full tilt comes out with tongues that go down to -10 flex allowing for maximum foot movement and minimum ski functionality, but damn do that have cool graphics.

That's all the greasy gypsy guy could give me for my $5 fortune. Looks like a bright future ahead though!
 
Alex Schlopy spins so fast he creates a tear in the space time continuum resulting in the whole world travelling into the future where Tom Wallisch is worshipped as a god and the term "caps lock" has been replaced by the more politically correct term "Tanner Hall"
 
Honest prediction, Kai Mahler will become a very popular skier due to his awesomeness, therefore boosting APOs popularity
 
New teen sensation Arndy Hurgle hosts the Arndy Hurgle jab jib mogul splosion, which redefines a generations definition of "burgling."
 
We find out Henrik is actually Jesus and he got sent down from heaven to rid the world of gapers. Or just ski very well, you pick...
 
I think you might be right here.

Shaun's back in Israel to complete the final stages of his transformation. Just saw him.

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He gave me some tips about how to grow hair quickly, and we're working on some other stuff too that involves crystal power necklaces. Felt more like a meeting between Q and James Bond.

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Hard to tell what'll happen at this point, but he's not perturbed by his 4th place at the Olympics one bit. He's taking all the right steps to transmute his competitive energies and obtain new levels of mastery....
 
I'm not sure this will work in all cases, but could work exceedingly well in some:

"I customize my own skis, but I also customize my own hoes."
 
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