The skiing prediction thread

[Byron_tha_gr8]

Predict skiing's headlines in the next season.

I'll start.

"Nick Goepper marries 15 year old first time skier in Utah, planes on marrying her sister as well"

"Tanner Hall OD's on pots"

youre turn

 

[swaggerboi]

all full tilts being recalled

 

[SteezoSaurus]

Henrik quits skiing and joins the Jamaican bobsled team.

 

[Agamemnon]

Steve Stepp stays amateur.

 

[Mr.Huck]

The industry is going down hill fast.

 

[JAHpow]

Huehuehuehuehuehue

 

[theabortionator]

Rails will keep getting longer, setups will get even gnarlier, more urban street feel to setups.

Somebody will huck a quad one day.

 

[Mr.Huck]

Had to be done.

 

[milk_man]

Andy parry gets a full time job delivering pizza....on skis

 

[ABalls]

Kelly sildaru crushes the women's ski scene

T Wall comes back and makes everything alright again

 

[BBurt]

Yes.

Gus Kenworthy featured in Miley Cyrus's newest hit single: Puppy Love

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

that would actually be hilarious if TC did that, put up ad's up for on mtn delivery service, then skied around giving people pizza's.

 

[notspoicey]

torin will switch to snowboarding

 

[caderobinson]

Big Air Dave gets mechanical legs

 

[georgen12]

Computer found in bobby brown, found that it has been controlling him all along

 

[Mr.Huck]

Tanner Hall and Justin Bieber form new band called BiebCrew Soldier.

 

[FigNewton]

Can Riley's legs brake from going too big.

 

[SickJib_Brit]

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

"Line Afterbang; Best ski of 2015/16..."

 

[Slurpsicle.]

Dumont will quit skiing and heavily focus on becoming Ronnie Coleman status for the next Mr. Olympia, sponsored by target of course.

Lightweight............baby.........

 

[milk_man]

Tanner Hall would beat up and raid Justin Bieber's Facebook page with his all caps raging madness before he would start a band with him

 

[shredditor]

Goepper throws 2880 on snowblades in preparation for next olympics.

 

[Atay322_VC]

"Torin Y. Wallace joins marijuana legalization movement....

... In other news, Torin gains endorsement deal from McDonalds"

 

[camstain]

Jiberish will suck Supreme's dick, meanwhile saying fuck you to the market that created them.

 

[HuckNorris44]

Kids create moronic Newschoolers threads that have no relevancy to anything.

 

[S.J.W]

Gus Kentworthy marries Miley Cyrus

 

[.currier.]

someone does a SSX tricky grab and takes off their ski and then proceeds to put it back on in one jump. guys its gonna happen

 

[CalvinStork]

After all states legalize marijuana there will be a campaign to legalize urban

 

[pikes]

people wishing skiing was the way it used to be

 

[milk_man]

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/763771/

 

[nicola.lussi]

Russ Henshaw quits competitive skiing because he wants to fully focus on his steeze game.

 

[GrahamStokes]

Tanner hall fixes the caps lock button on his computerE-dollo gets kinda burned out on Wu-Tang

new powder skis feature full inverse double reverse anti-rocker

random ass families stop skiing through the park

people start taking ski biking seriously

ski clothing that fits properly makes a come back

 

[killa_trees]

hah

 

[triss]

Dave Lesh will start volunteering at the homeless shelter and going to church instead of posting titties and shooting speed limit signs

 

[AndrewGravesSV]

Kids bitch about fun threads

 

[Uncle.tito]

Wu tang clan becomes something to fuck with

 

[Slush]

New GoPro HERO 23. Records in 4K and is the size of a Tic-Tac

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

implying they ever weren't means you will get fucked with.

 

[Emma_Watson]

Level 1 Productions revenues at an all time low due to competition with SPLICE Films

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

splice gets greenlit to remake titanic by Warner Bros, James Cameron is blown away by such a young phenom.

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

implying that shouldn't already happen

 

[ModMommy]

SKIBOSS STOPS USING CAPS

 

[icculus.]

plot twist. he had them all along!

 

[JamesO]

everyone starts carrying raw eggs in their snow pants like harlaut... definitely not even that weird.

 

[jakejolo_9]

Dude he already quit...

 

[Brule.]

Henrik does the first ever switch tail butter triple cork 16!

 

[radmad]

Skiblading becomes the new hot thing

 

[Turd.Ferguson]

In other news Waka Flocka is the new Sal Masekela of the X-Games because we need at least one black person announcing our sport so we dont seem 'racist'.

 

[ModMommy]

the future is now

 

[GANGBANG420]

Tanner will grow 3 dicks and become gay because of how many marijuanas he injected. Some one might eventually say jon olsson's name right. Candide will send a double back and land on the moon, Jeoffry will join him, sander Hadley will make big money, Pettit will make a segment better than his one in the way I see it or attack of La Niña, salomon bring back the g suit, saga will make a product that only says their name 8 times, Richard permin will join super proof... It goes on forever

 

[radmad]

I will become the world's top skiblader. who gon stop me.

 

[ModMommy]

let me in on this