The ski size thread to end all ski size threads

TheProfitSkier

TheProfitSkier

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New Skis:$400

New Boots:$300

New Outfit:$350

Breaking your leg the first time you use the shit:Priceless
 
that actually really works quite nicely

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check it. i grew up a fuckin screw up, got introduced to the game, got a ounce, and fuckin blew up.
 
yea that is pretty good

I hate Tommy

formerly known as ncskier15

"i dont really know how i got fat? I know u dumb a**, apparently more food went into this hole than came out this hole" - Carlos Mencia
 
yah that looks really good, i hope more people read this cause i hate those other threads

Let us have a revolution
 
in a day some noob will come in and make a ski size thread

I hate Tommy

formerly known as ncskier15

"i dont really know how i got fat? I know u dumb a**, apparently more food went into this hole than came out this hole" - Carlos Mencia
 
oh damn, i should be riding 155s??? This is what i get for weighing 115 pounds. And to think i was jsut going to buy 177 1260s.. oh how decieved i was.

 
^add up the categories under it

New Skis:$400

New Boots:$300

New Outfit:$350

Breaking your leg the first time you use the shit:Priceless
 
what the fuck, i wiegh 95 to 100 punds. i like my 170s, even though im 5'1

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
umm.. i ride 167s it says i should ride 160s, n i think my 167 r way to small.. that shit is bogus as hell

East Coast. ski jersey. mt.snowVT
 
tahts cool

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Sean

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according to that i should be riding 190s haha, im a little over weight

what's up now bitch

"the fatter you are the smaller you go"-unknown

ACLs suck
 
hmm apparently a 6'4" person such as myself should be riding 172's. oh well i guess its my weight

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Campbell

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I don't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.-Melvs
 
That works damn well. It's more of a general size chart rather than a park ski chart, but wen't perfect for me. 177 for park(I ride 180) and 185 for offpiste(I ride 185).

Stay Classy Newschoolers
 
so i should be riding 162's?? doesnt sound right

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved

-Lat
 
they need to add your height somewhere to make it perfect

what's up now bitch

"the fatter you are the smaller you go"-unknown

ACLs suck
 
It says I should ride a 162, but I ride a 183...

NS has become the official gathering of the world's dumbest people.

Scratch174, thank you.
 
im too fat so it says i need 190's

185's at shortest.

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it said i should be on 152s im on 179, im 6ft, 115lbs

You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
 
It suggested a 180 for me, but that is a little overkill. I am getting 175s.

David

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MT CREW
 
That is the most retarded loaf of shit i have ever read in my life. Heres a far more accurate way to find the right ski length for you:

Body Weight-

Number of pages read by [your name] in Maya Angelou's 'I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings'+

first letter of newschoolers account name+

number of [your name]'s seminal emissions per orgasm=

PERFECT SKI LENGTH!!!!

THe fact is that all skis have different flex and thus will behave differently. The only way to find the right length is to go out and demo skis.

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"Are they any good?"

"No they suck. Good Name though."
 
it says i sohould ride 162s... and i ride 178... hmmmm i dont think this works

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umm no that sucks I dont want 162s...

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

 
I like it....says I should ride either 167 or 175, and i just got 169 PEs

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
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