The Shower Study Guide

foodisfun

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Well I know I had mentioned this great creation of mine a while back in a thread, but I never really made it public before. I've let a few friends in on it since i started back in 7th grade, but other than that, it's been a top secret project. Today, however, I'm going to let everyone know how to dramatically increase your grades - while bathing.

It's a known fact that our ideas or creativity or something increase while in the shower, so a long time back I thought to myself, "Why not expand on this useful information?" One night while studying at my desk for a religion test (yeah catholic school), I thought, "I really have to memorize this prayer, but it's late and I need to take a shower. I wish there was some way I could keep studying." Then the idea hit me. The sheet I was studying from had been placed into a plastic sheet protecter, and put inside my binder. Recalling what I had learned from science, I remembered that when I took a shower, the walls became wet with water vapor. I then put two and two together and realized that wet walls + plastic = good suction/vacuum sytem.

I had done it! I took the sheet in the sheet protector out from my binder, stepped in the shower, and let it begin. Within minutes the walls were wet enough to simply stick the page right on. The transparent protector not only allowed me to see the sheet, but it also protected the sheet from any wetness.

Now I could not only gain cleanliness and good hygeine, I could also learn about electrochemistry, biology, social studies, or whatever subject I desired. It was a success. Test grades increased, as well as feamle attraction.

I hope that with this help, you too can acheive the success I encountered. Below are pictures of the results you should aim for. Always remember to place the sheet up high on the wall so now water leake in through the top. Good luck, and enjoy your very own Shower Study Session!

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Haha, great idea. I had a waterproof radio I hung next to the soap in mine for a while. Market that shit!
 
yeah dude a long time ago i was playing jurassic park the lost world for playstation. since i beat it a compy i got to be a human. instead of saving they gave u a password. anyways. i had the password written down. my friend borrowd the game for a week or 2. and lost teh password.i was like "oh gee golly now what am i gonna do"(im assuming thats what i said since i was in 4th grade. and who doesnt say gee golly on a regular basis in late 20th century american society right?) so anyways, im bummed i dont have the password. no way i had it remembered. or did i? i take a shower and out of nowhere the 12 button code consisting of O, X, square and triangle randomly pops into my head. i get out of the shower and write it down. im thinking, theres no way this is possible. i turn on the playstation, wait a few moments for it to load. then bam, main menu, option, password, 12 button code BAZONKLE, im kiling raptors and t rexs with a handgun in no time at all. so long story short, i just realized how much free time i have from writing this very uninteresting story. and now that i think of it. it may not have been a human i got. i may have gotten a regular raptor, which in that case means i was jumping and doing frontflips off of human heads in no time at al.

 
Ha that's exactly what's to the left of the loofa on the second pic. Little $5 radio from tj maxx that onlt gets AM stations. still pretty sick though cause i listen to the news and tell people random facts i heard.
 
This is a great idea because I like showers and studying. maybe I'll get some stuff laminated
 
that makes sense. a kid i knew was working on some national math test and got stuck on a problem then had a brainstorm in the shower.
 
well i usually look at it while im applying the soap or shampoo, and then maybe add an extra 3 minutes of just standing there studying. then when i'm drying off i can stll look at it.
 
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