The shittyest day I have ever had.

Jaskittin

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Ok, so this started off to be one of the funnest partys ever, last day of school, friends unocupied cabin and enough alcohol to get 50 people hammered. Well, we are late heading up there, so it takes us about an hour just to find the fucking place. So we start getting good and wasted around 7 pm, and a lot of people are starting to show up. The fun goes on for about 2 hours, but then his fucking neighbors come over, and were all pissed off and yelling and shit. So being the geniouses that we are, we take off, with out getting all of our sleeping shit out of the cabin. After waiting for about an hour in a parking lot, we go back, but the fucker is locked and all our shit is still inside. So, we head to the trusty wal-mart parking lot, and have some shopping cart races. At about 11:30, we realize that we have nowhere to stay, and so we go to try to sleep in the target parking lot. Just as I am falling asleep, a bunch of drunken college football players or something role up and start yelling shit. Being a drunken high school stoner, i wasn't going to argue. So, we move to the kmart parking lot and pass out for the most uncomfortable sleep of my life. In the AM, we make a trip back up to the cabin, find out that the kids parents took all of our shit, and are probably calling parents. We also have to clean the carpets. So me and a kid blaze a bowl and head BACK to fucking wal mart to get some oxyclean. Once we get there, about 5 steps from the car, my friend yells "OH SHIT." we go back and look, and there are his keys, sitting, locked in a hotboxed truck. So, now we need a clothshanger and some oxyclean. Staying true with our luck, there are no wire cloths hangers in wal mart. As we were walking to get the oxyclean, I look, and holy shit, there is my dad, about 10 aisels down. I freak and take off. So then we had to head to fucking kmart, buy the shit, go back up there, just to find out that his mom is getting the carpet professionally done, and we just wasted 10 bucks on oxyclean. On top of that, my gf is gone for 10 days, and everyone was too tired to hang tonight. So i go hit up this party bymyself, stay sober mind you, and come home an hour later. Just as im leaving my paretns room, my dad goes, hey, come back a second, let me smell you. Im like oh shit, so i put on a smile and go back. He takes a big whif, and goes "So, youve discovered cigars?" Right then i breathed a giant sigh of relief, cus i thought all the weed smoke is what he was smelling. I just play it off like i dont know what he is talking about, and now I am down here telling this story on the interenet on a friday night. Has anyone ever had a shittier 24 hours?

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

 
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wow thats a bad time

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you have no idea

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

 
damn kd im glad im in oregon

whats up now bitch

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I had the best day ever

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^ok? lets hear it.

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

 
well, there was the day my cat died. The day my friends sister died in a car accident. Oh, then there was the time my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me more or less out of the blue. The time another girlfirend told me that she liked another guy. The day my bike got stolen out of my locked garage. The last day of a canoe trip where i ran out of food. Then there were two priticularly bad nights at bars in Lennoxville which ensured my crushed hopes and dreams, but those are too long to give background and details. Oh, and then there was just 2 days ago when at rugby practice the physio told me that my miniscus was tearing and that if i didnt want surgery I shouldnt play any rugby - Rugby being my life blood and only true love.

But your day sucked too. I just think that ive had alot worse...

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hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

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wow ur dad didnt get mad

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my music is church music....the stage is my chapel...and, well,i guess im my religion."~Jimi Hendrix

 
I can tell you , I have had the shittiest days this year, and since this last few ones ive gotten so lucky for example.

Last night I bought a BB gun off a kid he drops it off near this 7-11,motel,ford dealership basically my turf. I get the gun walk behind the dealership shooting out the lights off the poles and shit. I go over behind the 711 to bum paradise and get this one guy who has worn a shirt that says"Ghetto Street Funk" funniest guy I know. I ask for 4 40's he gets 3. This other spanish guy who refers to his son as a "crazy mudder fucker" took it over to a spot for me so i don't have to risk it. So We drink Im shooting 40's and stuff. 11 o clock rolls around for time to walk to the 711 and get more. me and 3 guys go and turns out a hooker got a bottle broken over her head.Blood Glass EMS cops the whole crew.

This guy named "T" comes and gets me 40's my friends are across the street they point to the dealership and walk over thier I start walking with the shit over thier 2 cops pull in fast as hell and shit thier lights over thier im like 10 feet from a cop with 3 40's I walk the opposite wat and ditch the 40's behind a trash can, i walk the long way back hoping the legged it. A patty wagon comes hauling ass down the street towards me a minute after i see a cop chilling trying to blend into the cars thier. I have a gun on me and a switchblade in my backpocket. The patty wagon stops and goes what are you doing out past curfew, all i do is make up a bullshit story and say im going home. If i would have gotten caught i would have been locked up for a couple of years. Thats luck and one crazy night. I left out a bunch shit I know it.

-Bradford
 
why would you go to jail for having a b b gun and a switchblade?^

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spend 24 hours first getting pulled over and having your car strip-searched, then arrested for numerous drug possession charges, then sit in jail for the rest of the time. your time seems great when compared to that shit

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
 
because he's a badass mudder fucker haha

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
 
Yeah, to add to that, I ended up getting busted for that fucking party.

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

 
shit could be way worse. just laugh at that shit. chalk it up to bad luck, and forget about it.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
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