new zealand is the fucking gayest place on earth, i know this kid from new zealand and all he does is run around looking for rainbows singing 'happy happy joy joy' with this gay ass accent. he started telling me how 'we should all love each other cause we're brothers' so i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both his arms, they snapped like little twigs. then i made him eat my shit, then shit out my shit, and then eat his shit which is made of my shit that i made him eat.
But I ain't one ta gossip, so you aint heeard that from me.