The "Send Jay to Florida" Appeal

PhattSarah

PhattSarah

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We have decided to launch another appeal to help Jay. We admit, the electric shock collar didn't work too well, but he has just informed me that he is on Reading Week and bored (not to mention horny!) and wishes to go to Spring Break in Florida but has NO money!!

So please, if you pity horny little Jay, NS's offical brown guy, send money via Matt Harvey for his plane ticket, accomodation, food and condoms. Don't let poor Jay miss out on all the girls in bikinis (you know how much he loves boobies!). Please send, send now!!!!!

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haha...I read ya like the dictionary baby

HAHAHA...I gotta write that one down:

Mr. Matt Harvey
 
Mmmm.... easy Daytona girls... I mean uhhh.... I'm a stud.

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
I already gave him a condom. Now he just needs a week accomodation, plane, food, and a girl (preferably drunk)

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The Best Six You'll Ever Have!

-NSFD-Newschoolers Fire Department

 
hows the scent in daytona jay??

CMc

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'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you

win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer

Lesbians are made by putting whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food!
 
Jay, what's wrong with all the Ottowa girls? You know if you've shagged them all already you can just start over.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
Jay... no worries.. we'll all be back in Ottawa soon and we can go back to partying...

Oh right, I forgot ... you dont come out with us anymore. BOOO

Troublemaking, LoneBoarder Thug 'o' The Hill...
 
good, now send it back in time

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
so... if you can send money back in time... could you send me back in time?

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
sick, im waiting

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
woah there buddy, im not doing any time traveling in some steam powered death contraption

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
^Hey, the money got there, didn't it? You ask Jay if he remembers that fun time last year in florida, all thanks to Insomniac's 10 bucks. See? It works fine. Stop being a baby.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
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