the rus of running from the cops

jarossamdb7

jarossamdb7

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So last night me and some others set off fireworks at a public park. no i know that your thinking im a dumbass but we knew the police were gonna come, it jsut makes it that much more fun and plus this kids house was a block away. so anyway we sut of a huge loud one that was like $30 and in like 30 seconds we see this car drive buy that is like the park partoll dudes so we are hiding in this tree and the car drives by and we bolt off into the neighborhood where this kid lives. then we hear a shitload of sirens and we run our asses off untill we get to this kids house. as it turns out the police were just chacing a speeding car but for a while we thought they were actually coming after us. then we player 8 player Halo the rest of the night.

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oh no^

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ya wuts wrong with being agianst the cops?

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

Guns N' Roses
 
call the fbi on this motherfucker... HES CRAZY

Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?

Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,

Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?

Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.
 
Wow you are the man. And by 'the man', I mean 'not the man'.

'Why is it called the World Series when it's always played in the Bronx?'
 
if my memory serves my corerectly Deric is a libratarian, whitch leads me to beleve he is being scarcastic

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it's obvious, Bush sucks.....
 
8 player, no fuck, that shits badass. fuck./

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Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
all you gotta do is... when you see a cop car and they see you and your doing nothing wrong, just run and they'll chase after you

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that ^ method works especially well if you're black/mexican/wearing a turban.

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i swear to drunk im not god.
 
oh holy shit you are a hardcore criminal, you'd better hope they don't track you down or you'll get years of jail time.

seriously just run to mexico now before it's too late.

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The government can put a gun in my hands and send me to die in Iraq, but I can't buy a beer.

I fucking LOVE the USA.
 
yes, deric is a libertarian and deric was sarcastic.

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
holy shit...can i touch you?

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
the stand still idea wouldnt have worked. when there is no one in sight exept for a bunch of teenage boys in th emuddle of a park right where there was ilagel fireworks..........

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Microsoft Word is smarter then poeple

Hooked on phonix phucked me up

it's obvious, Bush sucks.....
 
i have dreadlocks, thats suspicous enough, plus im jewish so i guess i am a minority

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Microsoft Word is smarter then poeple

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it's obvious, Bush sucks.....
 
they would never arest a good old jew boy though

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Microsoft Word is smarter then poeple

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it's obvious, Bush sucks.....
 
fun fun

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Microsoft Word is smarter then poeple

Hooked on phonix phucked me up

it's obvious, Bush sucks.....
 
Smoke sum crack and drink liquor and then run from the cops. We do that shit for fun round herre.. if they catch you though you'll pry get maced and beaten..

patj
 
yeah cops really dont give a shit about fireworks, its illegal in CT and weve been firing them off a shitload recently cause my friend got back from SC and he brought some, and the cops never come, but what is fun is go to some friends house that is sleeping and has to get up for work early the next morning, and light a shitload of fireworks off right over his house, its also funny when half the street wakes up along with your friend and then you leave

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sounds like fun.. I lit off a giant mortar in the middle of the highway in is south lake tahoe one night. cops rolled in like one minute. i ran through a motel parking lot the hopped a fence in the back and got away. running from cops is fun when you get away.

 
but when you dont... get your asshole lubed up for county

-Brady

if i went on porn more than NS my penis would eb a bloody mess- Ellerman
 
ya like last night a bunch of kids went garage hopping, and some lady saw them and was like 'what the fuck, im calling the cops' they all bolted, one kid went the wrong way, and hten so we went out looking for him, turns out the cops pulled him over and started questiong him, but since he was alone, they didnt do anything

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY, DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS, YOUR KILLING YOUR FATHER LARRY
 
damn son, you straight trippin with that ill shit 'b, can i join your gang

dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
 
Ok so heres a story of a guy I know...so he was drinkin with some buddies and was pretty trashed, and one of his friends had his keys so he wouldnt drive. Well the guy was like hey, I have more beer in my car let me have my keys so I can go get it. So his friend gives him the keys and the guy goes out to his car and drives home. Well a cop pulls out behind him and he knows he's fucked cause he's unbelievably faded, so he decides to just step on the gas...well he pulls into a parking lot of a drive in movie theatre and runs over some spike strips..so he gets out and runs, hops a fence and hides in the bushes. 3 other cop cars show up, 1 with a K-9. The cops throw the dog over the fence and the guy starts running...the dog catches him and chews the hell out of him for a couple minutes before the cops can get over there. He's probably gonna get about 9 months in jail for eluding the police. Moral of the story, don't run from the cops, its not worth it.

'If you could be the top scientist in your field, or have mad cow disease, which would you choose?' -Harry Caray
 
actually, running from the cops has saved me from a lot of shit. lots of shit. i probably wouldn't be here if i never ran from the cops. they've only caught me once running away from them (driving), and they got 4 squad cars on my ass, i was drunk as hell and had pot, but still talked my way out of it. so i'd say that if you're gonna be fucked by not running from those bastards, you better get your ass movin'

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
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