The Rules of Cheating

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InfernoHits

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We've all seen the movie road trip. What are some other rules of cheating

ie. its not cheating if there are 2 girls because they cancel each other out

 
its not cheating if your dick is just searching for another hole to dwell in

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
i dont understand the purpose of cheating, if your cheating then why are you going out with someone?

live breathe then ski thats all that matters...

***-Soul Sisterhood-***
 
because you want both girls

french is wierd too. the movie "mouse hunt" in french was called " nous reveillons pas un souris qui dors" meaning we wont wake up a mouse thats sleeping.

-Lat
 
to ruin some little girls life and make her feel worthless and hoping she commits suicide. any questions?

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
cheating has no emotional benefit, relationships do. Cheating makes you feel better about yourself.

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW

Like a virgin on prom night.

Formerly skibum_
 
To do something new and exciting for once, it gets old doing things with the same person over and over and over and over...

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
yeah this is all true!

------Julian

M.A.M.S.P....NWFT(cause everyone else has it there)
 
its not cheating if you cant remember

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get
 
if you take peanut butter and...well its your dog!

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I woke the same as any other day

Except a voice was in my head

It said seize the day, pull the trigger

Drop the blade, and watch the rolling heads.
 
it doesn't count if it's a midget... wait, what?

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Puttin the 'O' back in C untry

"I realize the filming is garbage, but we were 2 guys filming our buddy fuck a milf, trying not to get caught." -skiinsted
 
i bet 90% of the people who posted in this thread have never even had sex.

My weiner is probably harder than yours.
 
I'll take that bet

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Puttin the 'O' back in C untry

"I realize the filming is garbage, but we were 2 guys filming our buddy fuck a milf, trying not to get caught." -skiinsted
 
im in that 10% who has.

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
i'd say 50% have and 50% would lie and say they have

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW

Like a virgin on prom night.

Formerly skibum_
 
^haha word, all those young 'uns

********OTTATREAL*********

It aint me, it aint me, I aint no senators soOOonnN, it aint me, it aint meEEE, I aint no fortunate oOONNE
 
I tried it once but my penis wouldn't fit.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
It's easier to get girls when you already have one. Oh and it's not cheating when you put milk on your balls and let your cat lick it off.

----RIP Signature------
 
its only cheating if the sex was good

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No risk, No reward

i am a demublicandepentantomunist

 
if you put butter on your nuts and let your dog lick it of "it's not cheating because it's your dog" "get it"-road trip

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> > > "(O)'(O)````|(O)(O)`````(O)

crazy minority's

 
If you can go out with 3 or more girls at once its like a life goal thing, a personal acheivment.

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- Matt*

†.symmetry.† 

Originally Memeber 11999#
 
here's some advice my oldest brother gave me:

out of city out of mind

out of state out of heart

out of country out of life

learn it. love it. live it.

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"Looks like I'll be getting to work Ghandi steeze pretty soon." - AD1080

No Coast Productions
 
That didnt make sense. you said cheating has no emotional benefit, but it makes you feel better about yourself, which is an emotional benefit.

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

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"the clit commander makes its triumphant return!"-strode420

"Fuck you my car doesn't even run on gas, it runs on baby seals", Ice-Is-Scary, on the subject of global warming, weather cycles, redneck gas-guzzling trucks, and hippies.
 
cheating is fucked up , it hurts super bad. and the fucker up top who said he has to convice some girl to cheat is a little bitch. Hope your girl cheats on you.

''Fo sho, you'll kill her before you loose your hot sauce'' SKIMACK

Regarding me using Viagra as a Recreational drug.
 
I'll take that bet too

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Puttin the 'O' back in C untry

"I realize the filming is garbage, but we were 2 guys filming our buddy fuck a milf, trying not to get caught." -skiinsted
 
I was with the girl for like 2 years pretty much long distance for the majority of time.

She was suspicious of me cheating on her and we got in an argument (which i had about 10 times with seperate girls).. but she had no clue. So, I admitted that I did to her and asked her if she did to me ever - not expecting to hear yes.

She tells me that she had.. so I turn back at her and told her I was just tricking her to get an admission out of her and she buys it. I break up with her at that point.. She feels super guilty and does ANYTHING to get back with me and work it out.

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Puttin the 'O' back in C untry

"I realize the filming is garbage, but we were 2 guys filming our buddy fuck a milf, trying not to get caught." -skiinsted
 
I forgot to mention that I never got back with her.. and she turned super psycho after I start going out with my present girlfriend.

thank god she moved away!

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Puttin the 'O' back in C untry

"I realize the filming is garbage, but we were 2 guys filming our buddy fuck a milf, trying not to get caught." -skiinsted
 
one day none of this will matter so might as well experience as many girls as possible

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-Adrian

**PM me if you want a dope custom hat or to join the crochet cult**

word,i feel ya adrian, now yall the struggle when another nigga has to go through the same shit, lifes tough dawg, keep the faith - ATL

 
I dont think ur gunna convince her with a corny line from the movie road trip!!

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Skiing isn't a matter of life and death. It's much more important than that!'

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later"

 
Dude why do you think you got in the cheating arguement soo many times, Ive found when gurls cheat they automatically assume if they did there boyfriends did to so they get to asking, im also assuming its soo they can feel less guilty about it too

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
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