The royalty of ns.com

no man. im the royal time travelling guy who gives stuff to the society, hits on the princess, saves the kings life, then comes back to present time. nobody's seen that movie??

Joel
 
what...no ones nominated me for something condescending demeaning or demoralizing b/c they dont like me?

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1-800-BUTT-MONKEYS.com.net.lesbian P.O. Box 2, City Place, 47 Years in the Voluntary Pilot Firefighting Bear Safe Sun Screen Kids Please Call Now ~~capurnicus

'he's a very articulate black man'

(your ad here)

SRMC

-kevan
 
what am i then? besides the king of getting animals drunk then laughing at them??

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!

how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.......10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.

'maybe he stuck a dinner roll in her butt.' - strode 420
 
I'm the official pretty person. Anyone that disagrees can talk to my hot model fist.

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g e t h y p e d . n e t

'I read this book, and the murderer/rapist was named Matt Harvey. It made me laugh while I read it.'

- shortskichick
 
alright official NS Crack Whore,i like it

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1-800-BUTT-MONKEYS.com.net.lesbian P.O. Box 2, City Place, 47 Years in the Voluntary Pilot Firefighting Bear Safe Sun Screen Kids Please Call Now ~~capurnicus

'he's a very articulate black man'

(your ad here)

SRMC

-kevan
 
itsbackfliptime....me and you will start a band of adventurers stealing from the rich and giving to the poor.

2 Inchers Club

www.kg-archives.com
 
have u learned nothing from the teachings of monty python? Stealing from the rich, and giving to the poor until the rich are poor and the poor are rich? Dandis moore

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
 
wait one more time, what am i?

i guess i could be the royal lotr scholar, but thats not cool enough for my tastes

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
I'll be the Royal Flush

No one?

Ok, so im not funny.

(sorry if that has been said, i didnt read most of it)

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***Official Newschoolers Drunk***

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley
 
i will be the royal handyman, and official woodsplitter

newschoolers.com: safe, clean fun for the entire family

im backing the log jibs
 
wow. This thread came out of nowhere. talk about old.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
 
i wanna be the ofical ice breaker! is that taken?

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
lol I remember this, way to go CJ!

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
 
never mind i want to be the offical lazy ass sack of shit prince who has no ife and hits on all the chicks! so, offical lazy ass prince!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
Haha yeah... Mad old. cj's pretty much disappeared. =(

Sarah

Reppin' 907

'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'

-Jay (rebel)

 
I'll be teh royal sweet talker... any one that dissagrees will just have to live with the shame of not having my kick ass title

TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME

 
mommys the jester fur surre

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
Im the royal skiwright. Taking care of waxing and official royal edge 'detune action'!

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
Sdot: He is gone

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
 
im the royal carpet cleaner...

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
Froggy would be The Most Useless Person on NS.com for telling all those useless facts.

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
TOILET=GOD

TOILETS ARE SO DAMN HOT RIGHT NOW

toi·let ( P ) Pronunciation Key (toilt) n.

A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a privy.

A room or booth containing such a fixture.

The act or process of dressing or grooming oneself.

Dress; attire; costume.

The cleansing of a body area as part of a surgical or medical procedure.
 
i'm the telephone operator, since i started the phone number thread.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
 
jd may is the wizard and atlanta ski is the 'queen' or the village idiot.

Success often walks side by side with sacrafice.
 
toilet should be the pope or something you know clergy

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yeah, like hilary duff poses in bikinis and shows cleavage and shes only like 15 years old and you guys all stare at pics of her, but seeing her with a big black dick in her ass then recieving a messy facial would be much hotter but we can only dream of that for now until jay gets a hold of her-Lateralis

thats wierd, i had the same fucken dream! except i woke up beside my dad with glue on my face......it was wierd-Lateralis
 
skibrdingbitch should be the royal prostitute

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
gotta give the prince to cj, for starting the hot girl thread.

Spy AKA informer, kings decisionmaker JD May

Dirt on the bottom of my shoe-Atlski

C-Man
 
Prince of pimps?

To understand mankind, we must first understand the word. We can break the word down into two sub-words, 'mank' and 'ind'.What these two words mean is a mystery, just like mankind itself.
 
im the official ns pervert

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
official french american christian skater boy poser pin cushion... don't think that was taken...

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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Le cassage est un art, ne le pourissez pas!

Aïe! Là t'as vraiment mal!!! Cassssé! Rentre chez toi te coucher un peu, et chiale moi un poème, 'k?

I'm a unique creation of God, just like everyone else...
 
I am still official wood splitter.

David

Park City Water Ramps- July 10th-17th

What will you do with your summer?

Girls just don't understand boners...-skifiend

"You may be right, I may be crazy. But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for"-Billy Joel

Montana- Snow through September!
 
I AM THE NS SKIIER

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BR

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Waterveezy

my music is church music....the stage is my chapel...and, well,i guess im my religion."~Jimi Hendrix

 
hahahaha, lat is still the royal slapper of bitches. perfect.

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- Ian

Phunkin Phatt Phreerider

"The worst is when it's towels and you get out of the shower

smelling squeaky clean and then dry off and you smell like a brick of cheese."

- Lanemeyers
 
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