OK, Jake, You're an idiot. **I could do that** What the hell?!?!?!?!?!? You would shit your pants if you had to do the last 20 of one of those lines. Some of those lines take an unbelievable amount of skill. Maybe you have it, I dunno. I with a comment like that, I am assuming that you don't.
And, of course, they always avoid the cliffs, right? WHAT THE HELL????? The ski movie series (I've never seen the first one) has tons of cliffs. Like, I dunno, maybe Morrison's 80 foot cliff in s Front line with the Rodeo? Of Davenport's 75 footer in the same movie? And if you could have seen High Society, McConkey talks about how people who complain about skiers always avoiding the cliffs (just like you!) shouldn't talk because from where they are, they don't have a good view of that kind of thing.
Think before you talk.
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For my next miracle, I'll take this water and turn it into Funk!
-Jesus, from the Family Guy
Thanksgiving is kind of a weird holiday. I mean, we're celebrating the one time in history we got along with the Native Americans. Its like a date rapist saying 'We should concentrate on the great dinner we had before the evening started.'