bombin_baker*
Member
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face"
The really bad joke thread
- Thread starter josh.
- Start date
skifree919
Active member
youre an idiot. Yeah because white people are all so great all of the time.
mellifluous
Active member
What do you call it when an axe and a car collide?
An ax-ident. Heeheeheehee.
An ax-ident. Heeheeheehee.
2planking
Active member
Why were the suspenders arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants.
Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
For holding up a pair of pants.
Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
StanMcStanson
Active member
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I ache all over. When i touch my thigh it hurts. When i touch my nose it hurts. When i touch my knee it hurts. What's wrong with me Doctor??
Doctor: You seem to have a broken finger.
Doctor: You seem to have a broken finger.
bombin_baker*
Member
knock knock
whos there?
9/11
9/11 who?
you said you'd never forget
bahaha!
whos there?
9/11
9/11 who?
you said you'd never forget
bahaha!
SkiMN
Active member
Word, assholes are assholes, it doesn't matter what color they are.
That said, who cares if people post racist jokes, you could change it to any race including whit its still sorta funny. Besides, the threadmaker asked for bad jokes. If he said quality jokes that are actually sort of intelligent, then the racist shit wouldn't make it, as its, you read the thread and nobody made you.
That said, who cares if people post racist jokes, you could change it to any race including whit its still sorta funny. Besides, the threadmaker asked for bad jokes. If he said quality jokes that are actually sort of intelligent, then the racist shit wouldn't make it, as its, you read the thread and nobody made you.
skifree919
Active member
yea except... they do have an olympic team
nathanielstyza
Active member
there is a whole cult full of this
TheMoostafian
Active member
Me:knock knock
you:whos there
me:nobody
you:nobody who
me:NOBODY LIKES YOUU OHHHH BURN
whats big, yellow, and eats grass
a schoolbus..... i lied about the grass
me:knock knock
you:whos there
me:me...DUH
how do you fit 4 snowboarders on 1 stool
turn it upside down
you:whos there
me:nobody
you:nobody who
me:NOBODY LIKES YOUU OHHHH BURN
whats big, yellow, and eats grass
a schoolbus..... i lied about the grass
me:knock knock
you:whos there
me:me...DUH
how do you fit 4 snowboarders on 1 stool
turn it upside down
TheMoostafian
Active member
me tres
StanMcStanson
Active member
you gay