The really bad joke thread

why did the girl fall off her bike?

Because she was dead

Whats funnier than a dead baby?

a dead baby in a clown costume
 
look at when you joined, march, so that means that hyou havent updated it in AT MOST 3 months which in which time you wouldnt have been able to ski so

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How can you tell that you're getting old?

When you're wife says, "let's run up stairs and make love" and you say "hunny; I can't do both."
 
what do you call a bunch of white guys runnin down a hill?

an avalance

what do you call a bunch of ni**ers runnin down a hill?

mudslide

what do you call a bunch of beaners runnin down a hill?

jail break

 
ahh Kung Pow...one of the greatest movies of all time

and

Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."

Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."

 
This takes 1st place in the racist jokes catergory...

What's the worst thing you can say to a black Jew?

Get to the back of the oven.
 
what do you call 10 black guys on a plane back to africa?

a problem

what do you call 1000 black guys on a plane back to africa?

a bigger problem

what do you call all the black guys in the world on a plane back to africa?

problem solved

if the U.S. government had really wanted to break up the I have a dream speech, how would they have done it?

fly over washington dc and drop welfare checks...
 
4 snowboarders walked into a bar and got a round of beers and then realized there was only one barstool open.

how do they all sit down?

easy, they turn the barstool upside down
 
so an eye and a foot are setting on a bench and the eye says I guess I'll be going now and the foot says HA! I'd like to see that.

What happened to the man who lost his left side?

He's alright
 
Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.



Ask me if I'm a tree.

  • Huh?

Ask me if I'm a tree.

  • Are you a tree?

No.
 
did you hear about the corduroy pillow???!!!

IT MADE HEADLINES!!! BLAHAHA ROLFCOPTR BBQQQ1!!!111!!!!

now you can take pole outta your ass, ass.
 
want to hear a dirty joke?

Joey jumped in the mud!

Want to hear a clean joke?

He took a bath with bubbles

want to hear a dirty joke?

bubbles is the next door neighbor
 
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