The really bad joke thread

a man runs over a woman with his car. whos fault is it?

The man's. he shouldnt be driving his car through the kitchen!!!!!
 
what do you call lice on a bald mans head?

homeless

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice?

because it said concentrate
 
what do you call a guy wit no arms or legs in a pool?

bob

what do you call his dog that has no legs in that same pool?

bob barker

what do you call a guy wit no arms or legs hagin on a wall?

art

what do you call a guy wit no arms or legs in a crockpot?

stew

what do you call a guy wit no arms or legs sittin on your front porch?

matt

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs in the water?

Swimming trunks

What do you call two guys with no arms & no legs hanging on a wall?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call a guy with no legs and one arm, holding up your car?

Jack

What do you call a guy with no feet?

Neil

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter that the other?

Eileen

 
so a black man walks into a bar with a parett on his sholder and the bartender asks "thats cool wared you get that?" and the parett answers "afrika"
 
whats hot bubbly and taps on glass????

baby in the micrwave

whats the difference between a nice car and pile of dead babys???

i dont have a nice car in my garage :(
 
how long does it take a black woman to take a dump?

9 months

whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead n**ger in the road?

the dead dog has skid marks in front of it
 
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where the hell's my tractor!?

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the oven!

Why donn't women need driver's licenses?

There aren't any roads between the kitchen and the laundry room!!!
 
this is funny

how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

27 one to do it there to say they can do it better and the rest to sit in the landing
 
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This is also in a lot of threads but whatever

What do you call a black mime flying a plane?

A Pilot you racist bastard.
 
i havent updated that in awhile and i actully can do allot more then that so

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ok ok why is poop brown?

beacuase its poopy

lololololololololhahahahahahahahahahLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111oneoneone
 
wow that was clever..

how do you squeeze 20 black guys into a voltzwaon beetle?

throw a welfare check in there and let them figure it out...
 
wow that was racist and for that you will go to hell and burn there thinking you are alive for all eternity and try to tell bad jokes but noone will listen

 
dont even start that shit...you know youve said at least one racist thing in your life

and if you really truly havent then all the more props to you, it jus means that you havent really ever been exposed to just how worthless black people are...aside from rapping and basketball
 
why did snoop dog have an umbrella?

fo drizzle

when george bush has cabinet meetings he wonders why there are no cabinets in the room

whats long and hard on a black dude?

the first grade
 
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