The really bad joke thread

josh.

josh.

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post some bad jokes

what does a cow say?

mooooo

what does a choklate cow say?

choklate mooooo
 
ok i'll join in.....

why do black people smell?

so blind people can hate them too

 
want to hear a dirty joke-

a pig fell in the mud

want to hear a clean one?

he took a shower

here is by far the best joke- my friend told it during camp infront of everyone-want to hear a joke...womans rights
 
soa horse walks into a bar and the bar tender goes hi there we dont get to many horses in here and the horse goes no wonder with prices like these ahaha
 
I saw this in a dinosaur joke book in elementary school

What happened when the dinosaur jumped in the ocean?

He got wet.

I'm yet to understand why it's funny, but I'm sure there's something i don't see in its ingenious composition.
 
a black guy, a chink, and a beaner jump off the top of a 50 story office building. who hits the ground first?

who cares!!!!
 
why did the frog cross the road?

because he was stapelled to the chicken!

2} whats the difference between and indian and a park bench?

the bench can support a family!
 
two muffins are in the oven

thee one muffin said to the other muffin "wow its hot in here"

the other mufin said "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN"

:)
 
what does bill clinton say to hillary clinton after having sex?

Honey, i'll be home in 25 minutes
 
Q: Why do New Zealand horses run so fast?

A: Because they saw what happened to the sheep!

Q. What's the Cuban national anthem?

A. "Row, row, row your boat..."

 
so a horse walks into a bar...and the bartender says, "hey buddy...why the long face?"

that used to kill when i was like 6 years old
 
what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?

Russle

what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating down a river?

Bob
 
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