I have no sexual feelings towards Simon whatsoever, and I do not want to perform fellatio on him. There are people, richer, more successful and who have made a greater contribution to either skiing or society who would be higher on my list of 'people to fellate', were I ever to become homosexual.
The commentary is not funny. It is some douchebag repeating Simon Dumont's name over and over again. That is not comedy. Not by a long way. If you find it funny, fine, but keep your lame in-jokes within your group of friends.
There is no other way than seriously to take this thread, since it is devoid of both humour and impressive skiing.