The Random Percentages Thread

[KRASHED]

Bored, figured I'd try out a new idea, post any random percentages or stats that you find on the net or you know yourself.

Remember 46.2% of all percentages are unreliable and made up on the spot.

This was from an email, not sure if they are correct or made up but still nasty.

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

 

[lineskier106]

90 percent of kids went to power ranger if you the 10percent that stayed with teenage mutan ninja turtles your cool

 

[InfernoHits]

1 lieter of anal gases seems too high

 

[KRASHED]

ya the litre thing and the workmen checking out the linen basket seems a little bit far fetched

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

i guess women either masterbate more then men or are just dirtbags

 

[JockinJLoads]

TMNT all the way

 

[Notorious_BLT]

i totally did both, there should be like 5% that went both

 

[Leckett]

ahahahahha a litre of anal gasses

 

[shibby]

there is a TMNT cult, and i dont beleive half those things.

 

[futurespin]

if i had a calculator i would figure out what percentage of ns is online at the moment, im guessing its really low.

 

[Petey.]

BAHAHAHAHA!!!OWNED

 

[seemeski]

Ninja turtles rock my socks. I want in with that cult.

 

[KRASHED]

where can you check that out?

 

[sniper_6]

53% of african american children are raised by a single mother

70% of men who live in compton are in some stage of the correctional system, either in jail, on house arrest, on parol or probation.

1/3 african americans in this country are in some stage of the correctional system

lefties are 180% more likely to get into a car accident an 400% more likely to injure themselves with a household tool. they also die 4 years younger on average.

 

[Lé.Skiing]

99.9% of all cold smoked salmon will go right through your digestive system

 

[jd_1260]

I use to only watch teenage mutan ninja turtels

 

[futurespin]

0.6% of ns members are online right now.

 

[KRASHED]

d00d fuck you! im left handed!

 

[stayclassy]

100% of men over 50 who try snowboarding will end up in the hospital

 

[jonnydub]

0.00% of this thread i believe

 

[KRASHED]

like I said, only 46.2% of all supposed facts are made up and have no basis, this thread just proves that

 

[Chubby.Chaser]

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that

 

[Leckett]

but 28% are capable of discovering the statistics, and 72% are able to understand them, but only a mere 12% will care

 

[potatofarmer]

A recent study shows that 92% of all teenagers turned emo. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 8% who stayed gangsta as shit

~took that from my freinds profile

 

[wang_bong]

no way man, i always use the "67% of statistics are made up on the spot" line

 

[Greenish]

ya i usually go with 67%

 

[milkdud951]

yea i rocked both proudly and passionately

 

[Leckett]

62% of people in this thread have quoted somebody

 

[Leckett]

8%-11% of the human population is/are gay

 

[KRASHED]

100% of this class sucks

 

[wdbo.]

no way do you realize that the amount of air in the atmosphere is a constant? thus after thousands of of years of people farting dont you think that there is a lot of air that was at one time anal gas

 

[wdbo.]

considering that there is a huggge amount of air in the atmosphere i cant say that all of it was anal gas but if you think about how many people live on this earth and have lived on this earth throughout human existence i think most of it has passed through an anus more than once

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

Average life expectancy ( in seconds ) of an enemy soldier in a Chuck Norris film: 4

Number of men who have written letters proposing marriage to Vanna White: 3506

Age most people stop believing in Santa Claus: 8

Age most people stop believing in politicians: 7

Number of chemical elements in the universe: 104

In a glass of New Jersey tap water: 98

Number of days into baseball season before Chicago Cubs are written off as pennant contenders: 5

Average powder base ( in inches ) on Aspen ski slope: 17

On Tammy Bakker: 1/4

Salary of the average Pro Wrestler: $47,500 /yr.

If Pro Wrestling didn't exist: $4.25/hr.

Number of things that annoy Andy Rooney: 2,000,000

Number of people annoyed by Andy Rooney: 23,000,000

Average miles per gallon you can expect if a car maker's ad says " 30 mpg, city": 23

Number of people who aren't doctors, but play them on TV: 57

Who aren't doctor's but play them in hospitals: 5,840

Number of people in the history of air travel who have been able to get a $99 Maxsaver fare to coast: 2

Restrictions for that fare: 237

Percentage of the public that understand the new tax code: 11%

Percentage of accountants who understand it: 9%

Percentage of IRS employees who understand it: 6%

Number of people who work for the government: about half

Number of Americans who believe any of the statistics on this page are accurate: 2,478,644

Who believe TV Evangelists are trustworthy: 2,478,644

 

[Dr.Dank]

92% of whites wish that they were black, put this in your profile if you are part of the 8% that know better.

Friends profile

 

[DANETRON]

as of now 0.3485% is on not including guests (those homos)

 

[Tapes]

73% of NS members don't know who Shane McConkey is.

 

[Scratch*my*Back]

^i dont believe that!

 

[MattTweak]

yea TMNT FOR LIFE!

 

[.David.]

yeah right.

 

[CooksCorner]

Works 60% of the time EVERY TIME.

 

[andrewg]

TMNT all da way

 

[Deafboy]

you actually fart so much you fucking pig, no wonder you havent talked to a girl since like grade 9.

 

[ATLskier]

.01% know that checkers has 49 cent hot dogs and hamburgers after 9pm everday.

 

[Petecanski]

60% of the time it works, every time.

 

[alaskadrifter]

I dont really believe most of that, because the shaking hands w/ men and women seems backwards.

 

[WIfreeskier]

blah that pubic hair one is nasty

 

[scientist]

in your lifetime, you will have eaten 6 burgers that have been spit in at fast food resteraunts.

 

[SteezePatrol]

5 out of every 4 people have problems with fracitons...a fat kid had that at on his shirt in the mountain caf.

 

[KRASHED]

I wonder what farting a litre of gas would feel like

 

[scientist]

While were on the topic, has anyone here ever been pooping, and have like a 40 second fart?

 

[.John.]

my family is the only family with the last name klopfenstein in new england