The random facts thread...

i did it on a 5 question multiple choice quiz in school the other day and got every one right
 
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How can this work when an instructor completely randomizes the tests?

and.

Penguins can convert salt water to fresh water. ( I have yet to google this a buddy just said it tonight.)
 
cause he stole it from the stone statue in turkey "nike" the goddes of victory. and her robe had the swoosh.
 
false.
And ^ yes I have seen my cat's penis, unfortunately. I had the misfortune of seeing him get it on with his girlfriend down the road. Never again.
 
tip of middle finger to tip of thumb, outstretched, is generally the size of your dick
 
neither your hair nor your nails continue to grow after you die. this only appears to happen because all the tissues in your body contract which makes more hair and nail appear, but none of it is new
 
there is a lag of time between when you see something and when your mind intellectualizes and recognizes what youve seen. therefore, by the time you know what you see it is already in the past. we are never conciously in complete up-to-the-minute reality
 
My girlfriend went into the bathroom

I sat on the couch

I heard her taking a huge manly shit

I never looked at her the same way again
 
that also comes from manswers, the same show which gave us this vital bit of information

"how do you know if its an undercover cop?! IF IT LOOKS LIKE A COP! YEAAAAA BOOBS EXPLOSIONS!"
 
i'm sorry when i use obnoxious i usually don't mean it as a bad thing i just say it instead of really big. bad habit it wasn't meant to be read as saying they are too big. also the girls boobs on manswers were only double DDs i believe. given that those are big they most certainly aren't obnoxious
 
there are oystors in the caribean that have jump into trees.

%88 of all facts containing a percent are made up.

%78 of the internet is pictures of naked woman

 
On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily i lol'd cause i know of all the baby jokes on here...
 
The average human poops 2 pounds per day.

I on the other hand am not average and dook about 5 lbs a day.

Also, the longest poop ever recorded was 26 feet long.

 
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