the porpose of the male nipple
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amlowenstein
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porpoise??
anyways, that question goes way back...........
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freeskier204 say: 'don't be hatin, be procreatin'
anyways, that question goes way back...........
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be short
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word to your mother
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represent the ............
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freeskier204 say: 'don't be hatin, be procreatin'
amlowenstein
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no! blast!
porpoise!!::
there.
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be short
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word to your mother
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represent the ............
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freeskier204 say: 'don't be hatin, be procreatin'
porpoise!!::
there.
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be short
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word to your mother
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represent the ............
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freeskier204 say: 'don't be hatin, be procreatin'
Bob_Loblaw
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we never used to have it, until the women's rights movement in the early 1900s They wanted to be equal, so we were like, 'fine, we'll take the nipples if u stop talking about getting suffrage'. We all know where that ended. Stupid stubborn women and their breasts of death.
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon
Listen to Bob Marley
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
amlowenstein
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sorry dude i was just kidding i cant spell either
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be short
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word to your mother
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represent the ............
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freeskier204 say: 'don't be hatin, be procreatin'
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be short
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word to your mother
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represent the ............
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freeskier204 say: 'don't be hatin, be procreatin'
Itsbackfliptime
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if there werent nipples how would you give titty twisters?
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schlonginator
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yeah i bet god gave men nipples - so you could give each other nipple cripples.
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NomenClature
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both men and women used to lactate, now it is a rare occurance in 1 in 500,000 men. the human species used to be unique, but now we just have male nips EH?
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that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
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My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
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that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
Itsbackfliptime
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so lets say your wife just had a kid and youre sucking on her nipples. Would you get milk? Would it taste good?
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NomenClature
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yeah you would, but breast milk only tastes good to babies, to anyone past the age of 3 it will taste bitter, somewhat sour and all around unpleasent. this is done as a natual weening process for 'runts'.
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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
ME : shut up bitch
My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
ME : fuck you im leaving
Teach : go to the office
ME : no, but im leaving
Teach : where do you think your going
ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.
that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
ME : shut up bitch
My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
ME : fuck you im leaving
Teach : go to the office
ME : no, but im leaving
Teach : where do you think your going
ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.
that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
Whistlermann
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Anyone know the philosophy of yin and yang... in every man their is a little bit of woman an din every woman there is a little bit of man. It gets sketchy when you get those 60 40 bitches or them 60 40 queers. Humans both male and femal are very similar, and we all star the same, it is not posible to determine sex until a certain time in the pregnancy... sorry to ruin this great question for you all.
PS: 3% of the people who die from breast cancer are men.
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PS: 3% of the people who die from breast cancer are men.
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CalgaryJibber
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man milk?
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CameIToeJam
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your chest would look mad wack if you just had smooth skin and some hair, they're there for decoration i guess
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CrazedSkier1080
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its so really fat ppl can be like ladies and get boob cancer like in family guy
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ThisAngelicRage
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Men can get breast cancer. Medically proven.
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Q: Nipples in Men...
Why do men have nipples?
David
Dr Trisha Macnair responds
Men not only have nipples but rudimentary breast tissue too. This means that they are at risk from breast cancer, although it is far less common than in women, and occasionally have other breast problems.
Like women, men's breasts are influenced by hormonal changes. In some circumstances, such as in liver disease, levels of female type hormones (oestrogens) may rise and the breasts may grow - a condition known as gynaecomastia.
In fact one of the peaks of my journalistic career was when I reported for the BBC on the unusual development of breasts by an American man. On holiday in the Caribbean, he had gorged on chickens which had been fed oestrogen-based growth promoters, while at the same time he was boozing wildly on tropical cocktails so wiping out his liver's ability to metabolise the hormones. The story finally made page 3 of The Sun!
Men can even make breast milk if their nipples are stimulated enough - I once saw a case of a man whose wife enjoyed nibbling his nipples during sex - to the point where the hormonal control system which produces milk was switched on. He eventually needed medication to turn it all off again.
But why?
After conception the developing embryo follows a female template. It is only after 6-8 weeks that the effect of a gene on the Y chromosome kicks in for boy embryos. This gene stimulates the production and influence of hormones such as testosterone which 'masculinise' the embryo by altering physical development to form male features.
But nipples are formed very early in the embryo, before this masculinisation process takes place, and nothing that goes on later in fetal development reverses nipple formation.
So the story that God made Eve from Adam's rib got it the wrong way round. Males are an adaptation of females and the nipples are just one piece of evidence of this.
Evolution may hold an answer
But why hasn't evolution meant that men have lost these nipples? Over the millennia the human body has been adapted and shaped by what makes one man more successful than another.
Having breasts and nipples - being able to suckle the young - may have conferred an advantage over those men who could not. For example it may have increased the chance of survival in lean times if the father could feed the babies as well as the mother. Conversely it doesn't seem to have been a disadvantage - nipple disease in men is very rare. Because nipples in men don't cause problems there is no genetic drive to lose them.
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Why do men have nipples?
David
Dr Trisha Macnair responds
Men not only have nipples but rudimentary breast tissue too. This means that they are at risk from breast cancer, although it is far less common than in women, and occasionally have other breast problems.
Like women, men's breasts are influenced by hormonal changes. In some circumstances, such as in liver disease, levels of female type hormones (oestrogens) may rise and the breasts may grow - a condition known as gynaecomastia.
In fact one of the peaks of my journalistic career was when I reported for the BBC on the unusual development of breasts by an American man. On holiday in the Caribbean, he had gorged on chickens which had been fed oestrogen-based growth promoters, while at the same time he was boozing wildly on tropical cocktails so wiping out his liver's ability to metabolise the hormones. The story finally made page 3 of The Sun!
Men can even make breast milk if their nipples are stimulated enough - I once saw a case of a man whose wife enjoyed nibbling his nipples during sex - to the point where the hormonal control system which produces milk was switched on. He eventually needed medication to turn it all off again.
But why?
After conception the developing embryo follows a female template. It is only after 6-8 weeks that the effect of a gene on the Y chromosome kicks in for boy embryos. This gene stimulates the production and influence of hormones such as testosterone which 'masculinise' the embryo by altering physical development to form male features.
But nipples are formed very early in the embryo, before this masculinisation process takes place, and nothing that goes on later in fetal development reverses nipple formation.
So the story that God made Eve from Adam's rib got it the wrong way round. Males are an adaptation of females and the nipples are just one piece of evidence of this.
Evolution may hold an answer
But why hasn't evolution meant that men have lost these nipples? Over the millennia the human body has been adapted and shaped by what makes one man more successful than another.
Having breasts and nipples - being able to suckle the young - may have conferred an advantage over those men who could not. For example it may have increased the chance of survival in lean times if the father could feed the babies as well as the mother. Conversely it doesn't seem to have been a disadvantage - nipple disease in men is very rare. Because nipples in men don't cause problems there is no genetic drive to lose them.
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CanadianSkiGod
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i thinks that answers the question.. although i didnt really read it
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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
CanadianSkiGod
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ok, its cause up ton until a certain period, the embryo in the womans body is formed to the image of a woman. its only aftr a while that the Y chromosome kicks in(because as we all know men sexual chromosomes are XY and women's XX...). but before the Y starts taking effect, the nipple part of the woman embryo had already started appearing... thats the answer!
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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
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I like my explanation better.
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon
Listen to Bob Marley
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
That is really interesting. Thanks a lot.
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therealjerk
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god damn, who cares why you have em! i hate mine becasue i wasnt blessed with pin pricks for nipples. lol, if i was shallow and rich enough id have nipple reduction surgery, bhahah.
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i think its because we'd look damn funny without them
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sherLocke
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you couldnt say that we would look weird without them because if we never had them in the first place then we would look weird with them. its just cuz weve always had them that they would look strange gone. and i think my friend has that condition, hes got really big boobs for a guy and hes not fat at all, they look really funny. he calls them his moobs.
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Bob_Loblaw
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those boxing dummys that they use dont have nipples. U know what im talking about? Where it just has the torso and head on a base. He doesnt have nipples had he's extremely sexy.
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon
Listen to Bob Marley
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon
Listen to Bob Marley
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
sherLocke
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i would have to say at least a medium b-cup if not bigger, mabye even a small c and the best part is that he brags about it, and he like shows everybody, not that you cant see them through his shirt anyways.
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Lateralis
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so gay guys can suck on nipples too
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