The Pickup Artist

haha my sister watches it

a few times i watched with her and i literally died laughing at the host

mystery or whatever his name is a huge fuckin creeper
 
my favorite is all the technical names they use for shit like saying hi to a girl or asking a question.

and the mexican who changed his name to "kosmo" after the first episode.
 
i must admit i enjoy watching that show, it makes me laugh, cry, and want to hurt someone all at the same time
 
i watched an episode of it the other day and the thing that struck me was how siked those guys were to win a challenge so that they could get the benefit of an exclusive pickup trick from mystery. i think he called them "gambits" or something, i guess because no girl can resist them? anyway the guy that won was so happy because he was gonna get this secret, 100% successful pickup line, and it ended up being some weird magic trick. it looked creepy as hell even when that "mystery" guy did it, and it was gut-wrenchingly awkward watching this fat little dude with no social skills trying to pull it off...

whatever happened to good old fashioned self confidence? that show is for idiots. pickup lines and tricks are for shit heads, ask any girl worth using a pickup line on.

the other awesome thing is how you'll see the nerds actually TAKING NOTES about what "mystery" is saying...what a bunch of assholes...
 
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