THE PETALS FALL TWICE.

[Kornn101]

read this. immediately. then comment.

 

[[evan]]

What the fuck.

 

[.newman.]

lol wut

 

[RonSwanson]

she was a "perfect 7" lololol

 

[240sxKid]

.

 

[SONlC]

...

 

[thugaim]

 

[geteducated]

chortled is a good word.

 

[KingofInterwebz]

tha fuck??

 

[TheHamburglar]

my peeny no happy

 

[Jaimee.]

da fuck?

 

[Mike-O]

Weirdly, I feel hungry after reading that.

 

[PASKIINGSUCKS]

Holy shit NS has fully regressed to a 6th grade level of humor. What the hell made you think this was thread worthy??

You stay classy newscho.......ahh screw it, all hope is clearly lost.

 

[all-i-do-is=ski]

hahahahaha

 

[bangarangmules]

Is it bad that I got a little turned on reading that? It was only a little bit..

 

[k-rob]

why is everyone laughing at my story?

 

[Stickity]

wat

 

[SeanTom]

"it's just poop"