THE PERFECT WOMEN

The perfect woman is a mute.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
weazelzb HOLY SHIT THAT MADE ME FUCKIN LAUGH haha

damn dude post some more funny shit

haha armadas last 2 weeks.

Major Thormton says 'Some effects of chronic are: delayed reactions, slowed brain processes, slurred speach, and a general feeling of uselessness.' The G Aly replies, 'Are there any negative effects?'

kingSBlend is not coffee.

join VFL!
 
Whoa, THAT made you laugh, and you've been on NS for how long now? Hmm...

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
This is my United States of WUDDDDEVVVAAA!

I would say, this is a gay thread, AND I am the perfect woman.

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
Lauren's right. Her parents are hippies, so she must be perfect

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
I am the perfect women!!!

Man it sounds like he's killin her in there - Marc to Darryl while me and paul were getting it on!
 
ones who get hammered with u and wanna go splitz on a pint o rum or somethin

-Cheese

Just say fuck it and huck it!
 
alex: 'i wanna play god and make myself a girl.'

I don't get it. Do you want to turn yourself into a girl? sex change?

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
'I am the perfect women!!!' -troll

Women? M'kay... So there are more than one of you? I still say Lauren's the perfect one

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
Awwwee what an honor! I thought I was the only one who agreed with myself!

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
I, YES, I, I, I, am the hottest she-male

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

member of both the

'Get Sam Caylor super fat club to boycott the other un-important weight loss club'

and

‘The 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

i am a sack of bull shit and i suck at skiing
 
remember the movie weird science. ya, was the chick

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anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

Everytime someone agrees with me, I feel I must be wrong
 
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