The Perfect Day

one i sleep through.

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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin

 
I get lots of them, normally chilling on the mtn with people who rock... fresh powder, and well.... apres ski is mighty important too

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'
 
waking up to a girl that is still hot from the night before is a rewarding feeling.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

 
blueberry blunt on the lift, then get off and hit 3 rails in a row, nice smooth 270 offs, then hit a couple small booters, maybe a cork 7, or a zero spin, then get speed for the fatty 50' booter at the bottom and then toss a nice d9. mmmmm mammoth please opennnn!

- Matt Crandall

mind.over.matters.what.matters.
 
listen to music, cut myself, ski, eat, cant forget eating... mmmmmmmmmmmm fooooood. and skiing. and newschoolers. and uh, listening to music, then skiing.

remember; i cant be trusted, becase the only ski movies ive ever seen were the warren miller ones, and in the haze.

and yes, i am in love with (a) sam caylor and (b)harvey.
 
man blueberry blunts are tight. no i dont smoke but they smell good

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'
 
the day the world ends

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the ones don't remember the next day

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Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the

morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'

 
if i had a perfect day, i would have it start this way: open up the fridge and have a tallboy, yeah. then i'd meet up with my friends head out to the game again, we don't even really care who wins wins wins.

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
like cj said only then go skiing, then get wasted, then go home with a differnt hot girl

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Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the

morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'

 
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