The perfect boyfriend? (pinknames)

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That's where trust within the relationship takes place. You have to build the trust to believe the honesty within a person. They kind of go hand in hand ya know?

/serious reply

 
The perfect boyfriend for me would....

ski

skate

fuck whenever

smoke

make me laugh

give me space, when needed

and be trustworthy

tattoos are a plus though

and being smart always helps.

 
Oh I feel you. Trust is the one thing that can make or break a relationship. If there is no trust it fails. And once it's broken its hard as hell to get back.. If you can ever get it back that is.
 
I was going to hit on pink names but have since decided to play hard to get. Here's what you need to know about me:

I'm 5'10

In the winter, I ski all the time

In the summer I'm always hiking, rock climbing or longboarding

I have blue eyes

I enjoy dressing nice, aka you won't see my undergarments or tall tees

I know how to treat a lady

I can cook

I'm willing to learn how to dance if you'll teach me

Certainly DTF

my cell phone is not an extension of my body, sometimes you won't be able to reach me for a few hours if you can't reach me, it's for a reason and I'll get back to you when I can.

That little bitch of a dude in the notebook has nothing on my romantic side.

Accepting GF applications now, one per pink name and please no blue names. Extra credit will be given to those applications that include pictures of the applicant.

Much love NS,

Big5hifty
 
If only this had been in response to El Gato.... so much win would have taken place.
 
inglewood is a scary fucking place. If you're ever in chicago, go take a tour. I once took a wrong turn, that's where I ended up. I got a lot of "ay white boy", not fun.
 
Do I sense a bit of pent up frustration? Perhaps you have a concept of what women should be like, but haven't actually had a girlfriend long enough to understand how things really work? Relationships are much more complicated than deciding when to fuck or not.
 
Don't confuse 'DTF whenever' with 'DTF whenever straight out of the gate'. I had to jump through two weeks of hoops with the girl i'm seeing now before we got down and nasty for the first time. Once we sealed the deal for the first time it was floodgates open.

Don't get me wrong, most girls have a rigerous approval process. It made me feel like a new car, ridden like hell once finally chosen.
 
only for the frst few months though, don't worry. See "honeymoon stage" in your bro code handbook, chapter 8, section 3.

Honeymoon stage:

"Defined as the natural propensity for the female participant to falsely advertise oneself as a sex kitten during the onset of a relationship only to become cold and dismissive once comfortable"

It's not always true, but it is more often than not unfortunately.

 
Pretty much any girl I know who is half decent looking can go into a bar anywhere and get a guy to have sex with her but they don't.

It's just that ( for me anyway ) you need to find a good guy who meets your "requirements" then you're gonna wanna have sex all the time.

I think a lot of virgin females underestimate how much they'll enjoy sex.
 
surprised no one else picked up on this. do you mean endowed? yikes. hopefully its just some joke i dont get
 
That's weird, the wink face has always been sexual in my life, I don't think I've ever seen it used/used it in a situation which didn't involve some type of sexual/dirty topic.

It's a crazy world...
 
the winky face is entirely too ubiquitous in today's female vocabularies. I no longer have any idea what I'm supposed to infer from them
 
no, you are beautiful inside and out! You go girl, get a man and make him put a ring on it! xoxoxoxox
 
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