The Path of negro illiteracy

[Yeezy]

No racial.

I would say "White" but i have not yet seen a case.

Lets use my middle class negro neighbor, we shall call him "R"

I have known him since 6th grade, where he talked like a fully functional member of soceity. Now he speaks nonsense. Lets use some facebook posts as example.

First status on facebook, October 17th 2011, "My parents finally let me make a facebook. So this is all that, huh? Who wants to hangout?"

More recent status's, "hopefuly I c ma gurl on munday "

"soulja boy iz ma dude tho.!!! #Smooky"

Anyone else notice this trend?

 

[emopoppins]

yes and i'll give you some karma for noticing it, saying something about it and most importantly posting to NSG at 3 in the morning about it.

but for real, y u so racesss ^^

 

[Yeezy]

Woah woah woah mister confederate flag

I kid I kid.

This stuff just peeves me off. He is (somewhat) intelligent and he feels the need to talk like an idiot just because he is black.

His name on Facebook is now just "Smooky -----"

sowy fo da ignance

 

[timmi]

Ebonics might be one of the most annoying things about modern culture. Purposely misspelling things is an awful awful trend.

 

[soulskier]

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[KravtZ]

lol at people who defend people who speak in ebonics by saying is cultural.....cultural for retards maybe

 

[Huck_Norris]

What is this, a linguistics system for ANTS!?

 

[steezyjibber]

I actually have this song on my ipod

i'll admit it

tell me you don't find yourself saying it after a couple listens

 

[Gmart]

...wait you guys never used hooked on ebonics when you were kids?

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Thisthisthisthis. I hate it when white teenage girls do it though...

 

[NinetyFour]

Yes. Replacing baby with bb is llSo dumb

 

[NinetyFour]

Mobile....

 

[cmleibold]

I'd be more worried that he's a guy calling himself smooky

 

[penguin_steeze]

I have no clue why I would ever friend request him but after I liked that post he defriended me

 

[timmi]

Sorry explain to me how it's not cultural?

 

[Where-am-I]

who is smooky?

 

[PJS.]

 

[Sno.]

hahaha, thanks for making me laugh one last time today

 

[.MintBerryCrunch]

 

[cobra_commander]

I new it was a mistake to let them start reading back in the 19th century...

 

[cwphoto]

i hate it when people talk like that. if i see it in my newsfeed, somebody's gettin de-friended.

 

[Itchyhead]

So I been thru a lot ....I had to show my agreesive side....shit with me girl fucking me up cause I love her I do but my nonshalont attitude...I gota get over dat shit cause she been on my mind non stop I can't sleep right I ake up every morning at 7 body steaming hot...food ain't taste da same...never has this happened I know I lost her...I'm fina finish these three blunts and drink till my eyes close

just came up on my feed

 

[Bodhisattva_]

Probably watched this 10 times just laughing. +k

 

[icon1234]

hahah this is fucking hilarious!

 

[DayMan]

This is great ahahah

 

[Kjell]

Yeah, I hate that so much. Being wrong should not be cool.

 

[geteducated]

because some time long ago, someone got it in their heads that being willfully ignorant is cool and that speaking properly with intelligent vocabulary is a good way to become ostracized from ones peers.

 

[Huck_Norris]

Because stupid and ignorant isn't a culture, it's the lack thereof.

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

It is, but it also makes no sense.

 

[Bodhisattva_]

Is he black or Mexican??

 

[Nathn]

Am trying to figure out how to change my name on Facebook to "$mooky" Tbh

 

[K-Dot.]

well up here in Idaho all we have is mormons and Mexicans

 

[K-Dot.]

ah mobile how I love you. what I was tring to say is all we have up here in Idaho is mormons and Mexicans and white trash and then some normal kids. barely any black kids at all. like maybe 15 in my whole school. so all the Mexicans walk around saying "nigguh" and posting all this g shit on Facebook. its really annoying

 

[Amadeus.]

This shit is annoying too.

 

[B.Aussie]

My mum types like that, are you calling her black?

 

[soulskier]

nope, negro literate?

 

[james6345789]

Negro??? What is this, the 1940s?

 

[Squeenerd]

seriously. I know this black kid who used to speak english, but when we got to high school, he started speaking some crazy jibberish.

Side note, the 7 black kids that go to my hs (I'm from Utah) steal EVERYTHING. They feel like its their duty to steal.

 

[alex=]

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[Spinoza]

my mama didnt raise no dummies, i dug her rap!

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[Darth_Veeder]

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[TOAST.]

did you NO it?

 

[samwise]

I don't really know what to say except... you can get ur wig split for shyt like dis