The OWNED pics foru,

i know its been posted before, but its so damn funny!!

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Hush little baby, don’t say a word

And never mind that noise you heard

It’s just the beast under your bed,

In your closet, in your head
 
so great

Pirate steeze, arrrrr!

sorry boys, there was no pro hoeing-skibrdingbtch

However, because they are little bitches that haven't even heard of metal edged skis or the clitoris-twintipteles
 
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OKEY... THIS PHOTOGRAFER IS SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP IN HIS TINY HEAD!!! SERIOSLY!! So Frucking Dusgusting!!! SHIIIT!

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she was like: ''oh yes! I really want to do it'' and then she got an SMS from her mother and got picked 5 minutes later... Fuck! I hate parents!

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- tricks were meant to be stomped
''I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap'' - ATLrednecskier

 
Ski Jump gone Wrong

Ashlee Simpson Lip Sync Remix

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Formerley 'Skierguy48' orginal member
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E.C.S.M.

^ shut up, your a fag your not supposed to love women, your supposed to love long hard cock buried deep inside your anus- Lateralis commenting on ATLANTASKI talking about women

does atlantaski think he's black or did his parents just not wash him off when his mom gave birth to him from her dirty asshole?- Lateralis

 
shit, the first one is the wrong link, oh well, its a jeep.

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Formerley 'Skierguy48' orginal member
# 30,116

E.C.S.M.

^ shut up, your a fag your not supposed to love women, your supposed to love long hard cock buried deep inside your anus- Lateralis commenting on ATLANTASKI talking about women

does atlantaski think he's black or did his parents just not wash him off when his mom gave birth to him from her dirty asshole?- Lateralis

 
brilliant. i liked the matador

'They sell 'Professional' jump ropes at the sporting goods store. I did not know that jump roping was a career option. I should have paid closer attention during those job planning courses in high school. Anyway, I went there intending to purchase a rifle, but i forgot my wallet and the cashier wouldn't accept my middle finger as collateral. - random internet person quoted by apple
 
how did he get his head in there in the first place is the question

'Who would eat 30 kids sack lunches?'
'I'll tell you who. It was that damn sasquatch!'
 
What??? What the Fuck happened to those boats? Is that ice? It looks like it but the waters not frozen.

'Wait, if your mom is a gold digger then she is probably hot, so get with your mom!'
^Snowforblood
 
^ BAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA FUNNIEST VAN EVER!!

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
Damn, how did this thread last this long.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
id hope in that van anyday

You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
 
^BAAAHAHAHA, my dog does that to my cat all the time.

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'and then he got bow wow and JDs number so were gonna go party with them this weekend' - ATLskier talk

Real life translation - 'and the he sucked off bow wow and JD for their number so were gonna go suck them off again this weekend' - 1080ryebread
 
is that 3M one real? if so that is mad cool

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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
yeah, the 3m one is real, real money too.

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'If only real chicks when down this easy' Comic Book Guy
 
on the 3M glass one, couldnt some one just bring in a plasma cutter and just steal the thing and bring it home and just use stuff ot break/melt the gass material?

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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
^yes, now adays banks like to leave their money lying in a little glass case in the middle of the street with no guards around, it saves them the time of having to go through a safe, everytime they wants money, they just smash it like a piggy bank

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'and then he got bow wow and JDs number so were gonna go party with them this weekend' - ATLskier talk

Real life translation - 'and the he sucked off bow wow and JD for their number so were gonna go suck them off again this weekend' - 1080ryebread
 
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