The only reason I brush my teeth

wow. just, wow.

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
hahahahahaha that's one of the weirdest things i've ever heard in my life

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'my sister's 14, goin out with a senior..i can't wait til he fucks her'- Five0

-Friends don't let friends snowblade*
 
the spit yo get aftre is so vile, I hate the aftertaste I hate brushing my teeth.

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
the aftertaste depends or which toothepaste you use

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
if you dont want a bad after taste rinse with water real good and get the total taste out and it helps prevent morning breath too

 
Dear god... please dont do things like this, there are people on this site who might actually try it. *shudder*

 
the regular crest toothpaste is the best

AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

 
no way.... water tastes vile and everything makes me want to throw up and I sit there rinsing for ever and then i go get changed and have to come back and spit more and ah! anbd then the only solution is to go drink something flavored like orange juice.

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
brush your toungue

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
Whats wrong with the orange juice? it outdoes the aftertaste and also, does brushing your tonue get rid of bad breath better? and also, im gonna try that crest scope.

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
did anybody else think that the old pepsodent in the purple tube tasted like rootbeer, i always thought it did

-brady

CBF.com

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
yea, brush your tongue. ever looked at your tongue before you go to bed when you havent brushed your teeth? its like white and stuff? thats bacteria and what not. so brush it. its nice.

°SamDCaylor°

www.poniverus.com
 
i go sensodyne (sp?) i remember the best toothpaste ever was sesame street shit, it was sooo goood.

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Weed: My Anti-Drug
 
crest with scope rules over all

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
how many rinses do people take? i take around 7, i have to get all the taste out. i know peeps who dont even rinse

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

-MARIAH
 
skiflake, thats the funniest shit ive seen in awhile

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
Colgate gel with whitening is the best, its like a mix between gel and paste. No bad taste, forms lots of bubbles for good brushing.

jibba jabba
 
I love brushing my teeth and having a clean mouth, is all good, sometimes I brush my teeth too much I think, my room-mates are always giving me crap for brushing my teeth all the time.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
i brush mine!

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
i love brushing my teeth..i love when they feel so clean. my favourite toothpaste is colgate extra breath freshening. its yummy. and after i brush i take about 5 rinses...then i follow up with scope. im big on mouth hygiene. oh and yea i always brush my tongue too, it helps eliminate unwanted bacteria.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
i use that sensodine stuff. it makes my teeth not hurt when i drink really cold or really hot things. it tastes nasty though.

i need snow

*NS GIRLS*

i ride the lines
 
i use that sensodine stuff. it makes my teeth not hurt when i drink really cold or really hot things. it tastes nasty though.

i need snow

*NS GIRLS*

i ride the lines
 
7:22 brush teeth

7:23 spit toothpasty spit into your hand

7:24 whack off

7:27 ahhhh

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poles were made for breakin

corn was made for shuckin

girls were made for fucking--GT
 
^best 5 minutes of his life...

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

 
When I brush my tongue it doesnt always get the white shit off my tongue because i drinks lots and lots and lots and lots of pepsi about 6 a day and that is no lie but anyways the acid in the pepsi make my tongue fall apart and sometimes bleed.

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
 
Sensodyne is gross shiat, and then u go listerine, and then flouride and thats it...YAY!

'There's 6 bullets here what wer u gonna do laugh the last 3 to death FUNNYMAN'-boondock saints, what a great movie
 
My bird put colgate (very small amount) around my bell end and then gave me a blow job. It was awesome, her mouth felt like a really hot fridge. If that makes any sence??????

Just thought youd like to know seeing as were talking about toothpaste

Note well its a BIG BIG BIG mistake to use too much. it burns

 
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