the olson twins

teethi

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holy shizzo the'ye like 15, but dudes they're hot! they are identical so its cool like seein two hot girls at once that look alike. but they're so gonna end up in porn.

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'Death might be really great, so don't worry about it.' ~Flea
 
an issue of maxin a while ago had a countdown until they turned 18.



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot


Frostmonkey

 
they were supposed to go to my friends school down the street from me in NJ (why the hell would they want to do that?) this year, but they never came. damn, i wanted to see them

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I prefer to be free
 
I can't beleive u think they r hot!!! u guys can have em cause I'm not touchen them with my 10 ft pole

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Maybe it's because I'm about five years older than them, but I don't think they look good.

 
Hahaha. 1080, I'm not touchin' them with MY 10 foot pole. Good God! I hope you don't touch anyone with that thing.

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Vote rebel!
 
they live down in socal somewhere. our school kicked their schools asses is football for playoffs or some shit like that.

'hey i did it - give me some props here fockers!' eric spriet after 450 to kinked rail to torn ligiment
http://www.mammothpunks.com CML represent
 
yeah, haha i remembered them as the two little kids in full house then i saw them in a magazine and i was who the hell are they?!?

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
For anyone that's actually interested, they aren't identical twins. Mary-Kate and Ashley are fraternal twins.

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
ok, they go to school in nj, ma, and ca. hmmmm

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
wait wait wait..the twins are 16..i was older than them 2 yrs ago...now im not im 14 theyre 16....again..like line1260..hmmmmmmm

we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of jason levinthal

 
well im 13 and thy're like oldergirls so i think they're hott. muy enfuego

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'Death might be really great, so don't worry about it.' ~Flea
 
wait wait wait..there it is again muey enfuego..wheres that from? and whats it mean

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we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of jason levinthal

 
they are 16...total babes

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'I am gay'

-Mike Nick

freestylesupreme: i'm trying to be a gangster

freestylesupreme: is it working?

 
Oh, and they're still fifteen. They'll be sixteen this month though.

'Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.'
 
muey enfuego is from an episode of Malcom in the Middle. His friends judged girls as either enfuengo (hot) or muey enfuego (very hot).

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Vote rebel!
 
last time i checked they went to school at phillips andover. they applied to tabor academy (also in MA) but didnt get accepted

-Pat-

fuckers!

SMS session 2
 
GO OLSEN TWINS

hopefully one day they make it into porn

Mitch: *Takes Piot's Pillow*

Piot: 'Give it back you fat barrel of monkey spunk'

 
yeah they are really hot i love them...my sister buys thier magazine and i steal it and they are hot..

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
Ali is right. They're still fifteen. Mary-Kate and Ashley will be sixteen in a few weeks.

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
yeah well i am 16 and so are they, so i got it under wraps or whatecer

'Hey this is kinda like Speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat.' - milhouse
 
sweet i live in lowell MA. im gonna have to like stalk them or something. my freinds bro goes to phillips



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-Nell Cop

 
ewwwww gross! i remember them on full house!

i guess it ain't too bad for you youngins but im 19!

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AAAAHHHHHH! they sell their clothes at wal-mart Canada! stupid people, why don't they just say wal-mart? stupid rednecks.

bunch of f**kin' savages in this town

you know that shit?
 
they have clothes? bahaha but i still love them.

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'Death might be really great, so don't worry about it.' ~Flea
 
yah. i saw them a few years ago and my mom said something like 'They'll be cute when they grow up.' they were 12 at the time and i was like, yeah right. now im having a nice large portion of humble pie looking at them.

CO represent!!!

I have one thing to say: The whole world is turning lesbian.

'Two hundred years of American technology has unwittingly created a massive cement playground. It took the minds of twelve-year-olds to realize its potential.'
 
they sell their clothing and accessory line through walmart. they have some pretty ugly-try-to-be-hip kind of clothes. some of them are okay. i have two mary-kate and ashley shirts.

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Okemo represent!

--Beff222: i gradumanaited

--CMc says:

true....but if he keeps breeding birds thats less time to breed himself...the fewer of him the better

 
well when they turn 18..no more clothes then

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we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of jason levinthal

 
same at my school..and shes sooooo fine

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we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of jason levinthal

 
my roommate just wants to sleep w/them...he's counting down the days till they're legal. can anyone say pedophil

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The only real drug problem is scoring real good drugs.
 
WHAT ARE YOU? LIKE 35 YEAR OLD CHILD PORNOGRAPHERS? dude, a countdown till they're legal, thats both sick and pathetic. they're only 15! you're all idiots.

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Dave Thomas is

my hero!!!
 
ok boys hang on to your wangs!

this is important shit for all you pedophiles out there, according to MAXIM, they turn 16 on THURSDAY JUNE 13, 2002!

thought you sicko's might wanna know

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They're such ditzes though! All their movies are crap and everything about them is crap. They were famous because of full house but because they're twins, it makes it harder for them to separate and do their own thing. The only person *I* can think of who has made it on her own and has a twin is Brittany Daniel. You might know her from Joe Dirt and/or That 80's show. btw, is that show cancelled, because I don't see it anymore... ?

'Dad, I would never put Sinatra on the same LEVEL as Pavorati! I'm just saying that I like Sinatra's voice! Okay?' - Me yelling at my Dad about some other trivial thing.
 
im not 35 in frikin 13.

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'Death might be really great, so don't worry about it.' ~Flea
 
they're supposedly huge bitches too

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The only real drug problem is scoring real good drugs.
 
I heard they go to Exeter Academy in NH.

Women plan for the future by naming their unborn children while men plan for the future by buying two cases of beer
 
my dad is so funny, he thinks they r like 20 something, he always yells at the tv and calls them little sluts. lol, man he's nuts.

 
your dad's right though

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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311

from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
 
ok im sorry but any girls that i remember seeing on tv, in diapers. is not someone im gonna think is hot today. lol

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
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