The Olsen Twins

wheres martin..MARTIN!!!!!!! i think we should start the killing people on ns club again...

ive got something better tho..the silent army gets the twins in paris and australia...me and dloughy get them in rome and london...and we can all share the full house episodes.....ya know how long they did that show??? theres enough olsen ass for everyone.

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
butif you do that you will be automatically shut down by the silent army

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
if we share them..or i restart the ns homicide squad

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
so the homocid squad is challenging us?

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
nooo the homicide squad isnt operational right now..we sold all our guns to buy new skis...

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
me and lane are considering your london idea

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Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
yeah, they're so hot. and my bro and i are twins. that improves our chances at getting them. but which one's hotter?

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?

Member of the Issy Freeride Team

 
you mean they're different?

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Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
This is hecka funny. Oh yeah I would do them too. And I would be the next one in jail also.

Western Militia for sure

TBP 137 eighteens
 
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Taste Death. Live Life.
 
oh they're gonna get it!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'By putting rules on skiing, your taking away the whole essence of newschool.' Josh Bryant!
 
GOT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!!

they kinda look like one of my cousins.....anybody still interested in the cousin exchange even though skipimp_ is gone?

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Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
I can't wait until they turn 18 and become washed up teenage actors and have to turn to the porn industry.

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'Jeez, he gets more excited over that than playboy'

-My dad talking to my mom after the new Freeze came

'Now I understand why you like skiing so much'

-My dad talking to me a few days later after 'reading' the new freeskier
 
no no nononnononon, wait!!! I'd do them for every dollar they've made!!! Holy shit, theyre the ultimate sugar mommas!!! seriously tho, theyve made a couple billion $$$ from all of their shit!! ohhhhh.... more kleenex!!!!

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MC Blowfish: 'Uh-oh, here comes that stupid shark, I better blow up!'

 
kindof looks like she just let one rip.....

ooooh, and that smells like Lilacs, mmmmmmmm!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'By putting rules on skiing, your taking away the whole essence of newschool.' Josh Bryant!
 
I would bang them for everytime they've blinked....each...damn they're hot.

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:Pain is temporary, glory's forever:

Sure, the good guys always win...but the bad guys have more fun...

Teneighty's only suck cause you don't have them.

BIATCH!
 
the olsen twins or the molsen twin

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What do rocks and chicks have in common?

You skip the flat ones!!!!
 
that was gay cauncey, just like you....

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:Pain is temporary, glory's forever:

Sure, the good guys always win...but the bad guys have more fun...

Teneighty's only suck cause you don't have them.

BIATCH!
 
My queer litte friend Nicolas typed that. He is gay

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What do rocks and chicks have in common?

You skip the flat ones!!!!
 
they are definately not hot...although you all prolly think burke is the hottest thing to walk the planet also. anyways you wanna see hot...portman is hot...carmen is hot. the olson twins arent ugly, but def not hot.

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
Indivisualy I'd agree....but when you throw in the twins thing they are the hottest. PORTMAN IS BEYOND HOT!

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:Pain is temporary, glory's forever:

Sure, the good guys always win...but the bad guys have more fun...

Teneighty's only suck cause you don't have them.

BIATCH!
 
so two not so hot are better than one super hot?...not sure i agree with your logic on that one brotha. give me carmen.

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
This is Nicolas I am gay hear me suck.

Stop it you little queer kid

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What do rocks and chicks have in common?

You skip the flat ones!!!!
 
no dood, they are definately HOT

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
yea id definitrly do them both soo many times, and yea madtrixx lets exchange cousins, where does your hot cousin live, the exchange was my idea in the first place so hoook me up

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program
 
well first things first, what do you hve to put on the table?

and she's not as hot as the olsens, she just kinda looks like them. my friends always tell me she's hot though when they see her graduation picture in my house.

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
well i got a real hot 2nd cousin in florida, so if you ever go down there id definitely hook you up with her

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program
 
age? i'm still a youngen', only 16. my cousin's like 18-19, and she lives in some shitty town in western pennsylvania called little washington

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
Hahahaa, yeah Portman is a fox.... But add the twins and wow!!!!! Full house beats one ace doesn't it? I'm not a poker player so.....

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'By putting rules on skiing, your taking away the whole essence of newschool.' Josh Bryant!
 
ok, here's a recipe for a great night...

1 Mary Kate

1 Ashlaey

1 portman

1 Video Camera

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:Pain is temporary, glory's forever:

Sure, the good guys always win...but the bad guys have more fun...

Teneighty's only suck cause you don't have them.

BIATCH!
 
there aaaaarrrreeeee nice pictures of the olsen twins on kazaa

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
yea, there's a couple good ones...like the one where she's on her arm around her sisters bare upper body? hahahahahaha :-D

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:Pain is temporary, glory's forever:

Sure, the good guys always win...but the bad guys have more fun...

Teneighty's only suck cause you don't have them.

BIATCH!
 
Put them up !!!! Put them up! Carrot Top won't remove them, I know he loves the Twins too....

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'By putting rules on skiing, your taking away the whole essence of newschool.' Josh Bryant!
 
that picture is funnier everytime i look at it

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
Who deleted the cat thread?!?

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:Pain is temporary, glory's forever:

Sure, the good guys always win...but the bad guys have more fun...

Teneighty's only suck cause you don't have them.

BIATCH!
 
ive killed alot of kittens in my day......

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
3 Pages for the Oh, Sooo hot! Olsen twins!! Hip Hip, Hooray, Hip Hip, Hoooray!

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Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
entertainment tonight said that the olsen twins are worth 64 million.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
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