The Olsen Twins

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Lanemeyers

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who would? I would, and ever so dirty.....

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'By putting rules on skiing, your taking away the whole essence of newschool.' Josh Bryant!
 
I'd go to jail....

with a smile on my face.

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'By putting rules on skiing, your taking away the whole essence of newschool.' Josh Bryant!
 
i'd rather do the girl on the scratchs. I'd go to jail too Lane.

'For once, JF is seen not grabbing his crotch.' -Shane Szocs
 
'yeah mom, I'm in jail...'

'what for?'

'ummmm, you know those girls on T.V. that sis always watches, well, ummmmm, I banged them!'

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'By putting rules on skiing, your taking away the whole essence of newschool.' Josh Bryant!
 
lol, my sis does watch that show

'In a rare moment, JF is seen not grabbing his crotch.' -Shane Szocs
 
oh hells yea man. i'm almost 16 so it's perfect!

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
that's what i love about highschool girls.. i get older, and they stay the same age.

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
i'd hit that shit for sure... than on my way out of the house i'd hit up their mom... hell yea.

Darryl Hunt

little girl (to paul): you're evil

little girl: are you a midget?

holly and i: yes he his... he's an evil midget.
 
The Hilton twins are so much better. check em' out, you'll see what I mean. And those Hiltons are the same Hiltons (well their family) who own the hotel chain.

'Whoever designed the streets must have been drunk... I think it was those Irish Guys.'

- Jesse Ventura, Minnesota Governor
 
i would bang them for sure. howard stern had the fonz from happy days on the radio today. the fonz's son and his best friend date the olson twins. how lucky are they?

 
they are my age, i'd definently would.

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peace--->chris

***Go big or go home**Just Bodagin'***

Proud Member of the Hobum Posse
 
for the guy ^^^^^ easy there buddy, I grew up with the olson twins, their like friends of the family ofcourse I'd mack em

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
if you rape them, i would come whip your ass with my fiberglass poles, and then i would be a hero, and they would fuck me again, and again and again, then they would hook me up with some of the mad money they make on tv.

 
Ohhhhhhhh, soooo goood. haha, i saw this new video a few months ago in the store. Its called 'Almost There.' I walked by it with my bro and i was like, 'NO, they're ready!' fuckin a, one of em is leaning over the hood of a car...

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do u think there any good at sucking dick I rekon a threesome with those to would be dope lol Id love to blow in one off thier ears and have the other one lick it out then film it and post it on the inter net lol

 
yea my mom bought me the movie 'almost there' it is ok, but they go skiing and man it looks like they have never skied before, go rent it and then you might change your mind on how much you wanna fuck them if you see their skiing abilities haha

This young girl

She's a freak

She's out clubbin' every night of the week

'i dont see the purpose of high school, other than to keep me from skiing.'

**I'm depressed, i need the snow.**
 
Ohhhhh no! thats about the worst thing you can do, try to teach a chick how to ski, even if it is the Olsen twins... Not that its hard or impossible but it just makes the relationship/hook-up weird-ish

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wait when i was 13 they were like 12..now im 14 how the hell did they get to be 16 already....

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
i know, how they fuck did they get older than me. seems like yesterday they were on that show as infants. i think they are not 16, that has to be and advertising this just so they could do a line of toys

 
I would soo do them, again and again and again..

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Mountain Creek represent....NJHC

*Proud member of the HoBum Posse
 
ah you bitches i was hoping for some pictures on this thread

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
Yeah, someone put some pics up please!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'By putting rules on skiing, your taking away the whole essence of newschool.' Josh Bryant!
 
ok so masterbateing is having sex with yourself... and that is ok right. so if you had a clone... that would be like having sex with yourself too. and an identical twin is like a clone (a clone that comes naturally in the woom) so if the olsen twins like fucked eachother would it be like masterbateing? or like incest? hmm.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

'hey you got a peny? you have more than that... your holding out on me.' some national judo champion talking to Charles on the streets of toronto outside the strip club.
 
HELL YEAH...

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-Dan

'Base head, Shermball' - Craigski
 
didn't work sushi

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
i'm crampin up over here, quick get me some pics!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'By putting rules on skiing, your taking away the whole essence of newschool.' Josh Bryant!
 
i would fuck the olsen twins for every single full house episode they ever did...thats like 9 seasons of twin sex....WERE GOING TO SEE THE TWINS!!!

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
I would do them for every fucking time they've been on tv!

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:Pain is temporary, glory's forever:

Sure, the good guys always win...but the bad guys have more fun...

Teneighty's only suck cause you don't have them.

BIATCH!
 
i would do them for every inch of my dick........beat that one...

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
nooo cuz that was my idea...ya gotta give em a breather every once in a while..you can have them for all the times they made a movie about going someplace..paris.austrailia london rome

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
i'll fight ya for em.......nevermind, that wouldn't be necessary beacause i'm really, really, really, ridiculously good looking

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
not to mention you have connections with the Silent Army!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'By putting rules on skiing, your taking away the whole essence of newschool.' Josh Bryant!
 
yeah well im a member of the olsen twins fan club..theyll take me because im paying for all you guys to see theyre ass in winning london..hiding in austria,passing out in paris, and running amuck in rome....theyre mine bitch!

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
hey lane....think the silent army should take him out?

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
My favorites are 'up our asses in Austria' 'Let me suck him off Ashley, you got him last time' and 'Mary Kate and Ashley do Manhattan'

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'By putting rules on skiing, your taking away the whole essence of newschool.' Josh Bryant!
 
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