The Official: What made you LOL today - thread

my friend was drunk last night and we got to punch him in the forhead. all he was talking about is how he can hit "metal" and he couldnt feel it. and since his face was numb, he looked like a retard when he was trying to eat a piece of bread
 
haha watching my friends start walking home, 15 miles away in the snow as we drove the other direction....sorry guys hope you made it.
 
sittin at work by myself, right beside the local animal shelter thing, and a stray walks up to one of our large windows and sits and stares at the pumps, i walked up and banged on the window, and scared the shit out of it, it tried to get up and run but it slipped on some ice on the sidewalk ahahaha...maybe i should throw some salt on there? haha
 
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