THE OFFICIAL "WHAT IF" thread

what if whenever a person sneezed, six yellow hamsters fell from the sky somewhere randomly on earth
 
1. My girlfriend, my old college roommate, and maybe my brother
2. An acoustic guitar, my watch, can books count as one item?, a bike, ummmm ipod?
3. Watermelon, red grapes, cucumbers, onions, bell peppers, broccoli
4. Cow
4 again. Alcoholic: probably vodka or rum, non-alcoholic: Sprite Zero
5. i'd build a sick ass hut and a hammock
6. Warm and sunny, but not very humid or ridiculously hot
7. Daily routine: wake up, ride bike, run, swim, etc, work on shelter, read, drink, get tan, play guitar, eat, have sex, take a nap, have more sex, drink more, attempt to read, eat, sleep, not necessarily in that order every day, with the exception of waking up and working out.
 
What if I could look past my own God damned insecurities which would enable me to have a steady relationship with a nice girl?
What if I gave an effort?
 
you know around 40,000 POWs were saved due to truman having the balls to drop the bomb? apparently the japanese were going to kill all POWs if truman decided to invade instead. aint that some shit.
 
so why dont drop it on lybia right now?

blablabla, civilian/military casualties higher in an invasion-scenario, blablabla, still hundreds of thousands people died an awfully dishonorable death, millions dying from the aftermath.

there are always two sides, and "your" 40000 POWs aint shit imo.
 
this is the scenario ,

you're stranded on a remote island somewhere tropical - small, with beautiful sandy beaches and mostly jungle further inland - with zero outside contact with the world. no electricity, no phones, no internet, all that jazz, and you're only there for one month. after one month's time you are going to be rescued and you know that there are no threats on the island, no dangers, and no people, animals, or any life at all (outside fish swimming in the surrounding ocean). and you are provided with water, a fishing rod, a pan, and fire, so no there is no real threat of death.

so my questions are:-

1. who are three people you'd want to take to the island with you?girlfriend, friend mark and friend mitchell

2. what are five personal items you'd want to take with you?birth control or something for her, knife and machete and thing of rope so i can build shit, paper and pen

3. if given an unlimited supply for your stay, what three fruits and three vegetables would you want to have?

apples, oranges, grapes. potatoes (i think theyre veggies) carrots and i dont know. suprise me

4. what one animal would you want to have for the purpose of eating (lets say it's already dead and just needs to be cut up and fried)a cow. a big kobi beef cow.

4. aside from the water provided, what one alcoholic and one non-alcoholic drink would you want to have with you?

pepsi and red wine

5. what kind of shelter would you build for yourself and friends, given that you are stranded on an island with limited supplies (rope, wood, bamboo, some brush for a roof / bedding)? something elevated off of the sand, bamboo floor, and thatch roof

6. what would you want the weather to be like? partly cloudy, 70-80 and a rainy day every few days.

7. what would your daily routine consist of? what are some of the things you'd do while you were there?

i would chill and sleep with my gf, build sweet shit with mark and make fun of shit and chill with mitchell
 
this is the scenario ,

you're stranded on a remote island somewhere tropical - small, with beautiful sandy beaches and mostly jungle further inland - with zero outside contact with the world. no electricity, no phones, no internet, all that jazz, and you're only there for one month. after one month's time you are going to be rescued and you know that there are no threats on the island, no dangers, and no people, animals, or any life at all (outside fish swimming in the surrounding ocean). and you are provided with water, a fishing rod, a pan, and fire, so no there is no real threat of death.

so my questions are:-

1. who are three people you'd want to take to the island with you?girlfriend, friend mark and friend mitchell

2. what are five personal items you'd want to take with you?birth control or something for her, knife and machete and thing of rope so i can build shit, paper and pen

3. if given an unlimited supply for your stay, what three fruits and three vegetables would you want to have?

apples, oranges, grapes. potatoes (i think theyre veggies) carrots and i dont know. suprise me

4. what one animal would you want to have for the purpose of eating (lets say it's already dead and just needs to be cut up and fried)a cow. a big kobi beef cow.

4. aside from the water provided, what one alcoholic and one non-alcoholic drink would you want to have with you?

pepsi and red wine

5. what kind of shelter would you build for yourself and friends, given that you are stranded on an island with limited supplies (rope, wood, bamboo, some brush for a roof / bedding)? something elevated off of the sand, bamboo floor, and thatch roof

6. what would you want the weather to be like? partly cloudy, 70-80 and a rainy day every few days.

7. what would your daily routine consist of? what are some of the things you'd do while you were there?

i would chill and sleep with my gf, build sweet shit with mark and make fun of shit and chill with mitchell
 
there would be a historical thread titled "common newschooler bangs milf"what if i passed langarts oh wait impossible new questionwhat if wars never happened and there was no such thing as territories and peoples property?
 
1. Jake Rubaugh (friend who's good with out door stuff) A sushi chef (for good tasting fish) Adam Shoaf (hes strong)

2.Pocket knife, first aid kit, tarp, backpack, pillow

3.Oranges (Vitamin-C) Banana's (Potassium) Apples (d-vitamin's). Potatoes, celery, Broccoli

4. Deer. Venison is damn good eating.

5. I would dig it in about half way into the ground. So less material. I would make a small entrance but cover it all in brush/leaves. I would most likely make it towards the beach.

6.Sunny. (duh?)

7. Wake up, fish, look for food/ etc. Build stuff. eat fish some more.

 
dude WHAT IF a meotorite hit the ns database and there was no more NS

what if snow didnt exist

what if there wasnt a winter season

what if this thread didnt exist
 
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