The OFFICIAL Skiing makes me horny thread!!

[-Kieran-]

how many does skiing make them horny
post me if it does

 

[popNfresh44]

its all i think about. nuff said

 

[Chaz]

skating makes me horny!

 

[-Kieran-]

for men?

 

[pat_in_the_hat]

your serious about that huh

 

[kenevil]

not sexually, but metaphorically speaking, yes

 

[jeremy.g]

i straight up ride with a massive erection every day of my life. it gets in the way sometimes, but its worth it cause it plows through all the newblets in the front of me.

 

[-Kieran-]

ya same here thats why all skiers get xxl pants not to look steezy but to hide there boners lol

 

[PhilboydStudge]

i hate this guy so much already

 

[BEARS.]

has anyone ever gotten one of those boners on the chairlift where it wont go away unless you beat it? yeah i got one of those once, never felt so sexy doing gorilla steezed threes.

 

[no_steeze]

ummm noi have gotten a boner on the chair, when i was really little i remember getting a boner on the chair and skiing with it not knowing what it was

 

[MrYeates]

hahahahahaha

 

[Chaz]

he's as cold as the ice he skates on. he's like dry ice. No, wait! he's colder than that. What's colder than dry ice?

 

[Chickendodo]

my heart. lolololol

 

[-Kieran-]

lol this is totally the wrong idea of this thread

 

[Cuckoo]

SO i was on a lift making out with my girl friend and I got a boner ( NOT FROM HER BUT FROM KNOWING THAT I WAS GOING TO THROW A SICK 720 DOWN NEXT RUN)

 

[.SimonB.]

wow! That about sums it up.

 

[skiEER]

nope it doesnt but i think about it during sex to last longer

 

[Chronic_]

its not really snow on the mountain...

 

[cashdebt]

thats just what most people think. How do you think people always catch their edges on the sunny bluebird days

 

[zues]

The thought of skiing gives me a massive erection

 

[Skroob]

For sure

 

[PhilboydStudge]

hahaha

 

[mike_e]

I got a boner when i was skiing once, over shot the landing and broke my penis straight off!

 

[BigJim]

ya ive tried that before but it doesnt seem to work, i just start seing sexy girl in bikinis sliding around on rails, so now i think abotu old people and dinosaurs! works a lot better

 

[skibum2292]

could have just pulled a waistband tuck!

 

[fragglemuffin]

ahhhh im so stoked right now....just finished a 4 hour sesh on my summer setup and i finally got my 450 offs real good....im so horny on skiing

 

[pussymoneyweed]

yeah man i just got my switch ups and twosevs out almost down!

 

[BennyV]

dude, I just was adjusting my binding for my new boots and not only did i have a boner the whole time. I actually did cream my pants. so im not as horny anymore

 

[-Kieran-]

lol nice dude thats sick this should be a kick ass winter

 

[Balto]

haha i have

 

[Powdered_Donuts]

yeah skiing makes me horny too, oh wait, i meant your mom sorry got confused.

 

[Funnel]

Yeah, boner 540s are great too. Switch boner riding, 270 out now featuring boners, bonerdrags are great, It's like having a whole nother hand!

 

[urbanjib]

hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhaha

 

[Sleet]

thank you i fucking hate him too.

 

[jeremy.g]

bonertaps, cork boners,

all the little children see someone pull something sick and exclaim,

"wow he got sooooo much dick on that!"

"ya and he totally creamed on that landing."

"sick."

 

[KarmaInitiative]

I got a boner once when i got a supprise trip from my parents

 

[-Kieran-]

ya i love to do dick-ups on rails, and sometimes i use my dick as a third pole for speed

 

[lalalalaura]

ew

 

[gh0s7_r1d3r]

I rock the hesh steeze to wear skiing boner with pride, plus it make boner drags and bonks a lot easier...... Snogasm for life

 

[whitewater413]

i was thinking about this upcoming season and cranked it twice