The official rap battle against the person above you thread...

fuck you man, i'll kick your ass

you's nothin' but a bitch who's got no class

man i'll fuck you mom, i'll fuck yo chick

cause no girl wants to fuck that lil' dick

OOOOOOOOH
 
Haha nigga you white as heck

you say one thing about me ill break ya neck

You think u can come in hear and jus speak

Thas fuckin gay cause ur style is weak
 
Woah woah woah, hold it right there

I know I aint black, but I dont care

I'm a hardcore rapper see, a blast from the past

Oh and by the way I fucked you sister in the ass!
 
way to go bitch, you can't spell here

that's probably cuz you's a fuckin' queer

i ain't got time fo' this shit no mo'

cuz i gots school work to do fo sho'
 


Now understand this my nigga Dre can't be touched

Luke's bendin over, so Luke's gettin fucked, busta

Musta, thought I was sleazy

Or though I was a mark cause I used to hang with Eazy

Animosity, made ya speak but ya spoke

Ay yo Dre, whattup, check this nigga off loc

If it ain't another ho that I gots ta fuck with

Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick's gots to fit

With my nuts on ya tonsils

While ya on stage rappin at your wack-ass concerts

And I'ma snatch your ass from the backside

To show you how Death Row pull off that who-ride

Now you might not understand me

Cause I'ma rob you in Compton and blast you in Miami

Then we gon creep to South Central

On a Street Knowledge mission, as I steps in the temple

Spot him, got him, as I pulls out my strap

Got my chrome to the side of his White Sox hat

You tryin to check my homey, you better check yo self

Cause when you diss Dre you diss yourself, MOTHERFUCKER

Yeah nigga...

 
my rhymes can't be confined to five lines

it doesn't do em justice, trust this, but for

the sake of this thread, i'll conserve, cause

none of you deserve the flow of my word
 
Yo dude, respect the 5 line max

Do it again, get to lick some man sacks

Fuck that, you'd like that shit

Fucking-man-loving Brit...
 
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Oh hell no, oh HELL no

You done made me mad

I know this rap

and it goes a little somethin like this.

Fuck bitches [3X]

Get money [3X]

Get money fuck bitches

Fuck bitches get money

Fuck bitches get money
 
that's too bad, cuz we love you

we love you like a nice good poo

you better be proud, don't put up no fuss

cuz yo name is green, and you fuckin' mod us
 
you spit bullshit like the pawn you are

propaganda ripped from dare, thats your calling card

good thing you're 15, kid, so theres still time

someone needs to call keanu so he can free your mind

strap u down and make you smoke, take the stick outta your ass

give u a slap upside your head and send u back to class
 
you spittin' shit bout the matrix?

shit i can't take this, fuck the red, fuck the blue, and if you choose one then fuck you too! I dont need to pop pills, got an entourage to slang 'em for bills
 


Go ahead and insult my opinions if you wants

Because I dont like smoke and dont roll up blunts

I'm actually 17 friend, so times runnin out

And to add some steeze, I fucked your mom more times than I can count!
 
Yo gabrabraba or watever the fuck

it looks like you just fucked a duck.

you from st helens and u not at all like a felon

you cant fight at all and you shop at hot topic (which is in the mall)

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if you keep fucking around like you do, you'll get an STD,

raps so whack on here they deserve to be on MTV.

if you want a real thread, check out poetry in Media and Arts,

we slay all day, carry away bodies in carts.

stop the thread now it's over
 
Media & Arts poet acting all pretentious,

I got the NSG kids screaming "Please defend us!"

Act like you're the shit but your rap's hurrendous

Like a Ford truck or George Bush's Iraq agendas.

 
i saw your thread, but it wasn't a battle

just a bunch of examples, of how you can rattle

maybe i wouldnt have made this, had i seen your thread first

but this wasnt rehearsed, i just wanted to verse

i haven't done my part in media&arts, i'll admit

but don't throw a fit, ive been an NSG whore,

but if you want something more, i'll stray that way...

have a nice day.

 
Calan raps and she acts all Black

Little does she know Gava's on the attack

Hey what is that? It smells like fish

This is your last warning, keep your legs closed bitch.

Do you want frys with that?
 
no worries son, you gotta lay down lines when the times right,

don't wanna get showed up, you'll be awake all night.

thinking "why didn't i do better, i should've brought the rhymes hardcore,

opportunity was knocking, but my cracka ass shut the door."
 
Step to me fool, and I'll walk into my kitchen

Where I keep my "specialty" blades in a drawer well-hidden

I'll make a precision incision just like laser eye vision

Except my mission is different; to put you into submission

You know I'm efficient, leaving you wishing

That you hadn't gone dissing the king of hip hop spitting.

For the record, I did come up with that, but it was awhile ago for something else haha...

 
how many times do you say that each day?

workin' fast food for minimum pay

i'm sick of seeing your posts, disappear like a ghost

always claiming ohio, you must have a crush on Jim Tressel's

join the team, bend over, let him pop some blood vessels

what the heck man, was that you last night screaming "oh! Todd Boeckman!", i hear your his favorite receiver, your ass tight as pigs skin, he chops it up like june cleaver. dont tell a girl to keep her legs closed, unless you're fully prepared to get hosed.
 
OH-IO, OH-IO, you know how it go

Ohio State kickin ass, I'm sure you already know

You can say I like Tressel with a passion

Mike Holmgren enjoys sucking dick like its going out of fashion

Yeah, Seahawks own Browns any day

But Seahawks vs. OSU, we know who'd win that game
 
hey Gavajabra your a fag

your a little douchebag

you roll on the floor and maon for more

you met a guy named bob

and polished his nob

I dont know your future because its foggy

but I do know that your balls are soggy

and I got only one thing left to say

Gavajabra your gay

 
say what you want about your amateur athletes

they aint got shit till their names on their cleats

and dont get me started on the browns

an embarassment to your state, should be named the cleveland clowns

we all know how they got that name, it aint no mystery

favre came in, packed thier fudge, and the rest is history

why do you think they're called the packers?

i heard you had a three-some with favre and neil rackers.
 
7th floor crew, miami ftbl team?! Greg Olsen went to my highschool, his dad coaches here, that rap is sooo funny
 
I can agree with that,

the Browns game is pretty wild

Of all Ohio sports,

they're the red headed step child

But what about our Cavs? Our Indians? Or bucks?

When I look at Seattle

I see a bunch of schmucks

I dont understand why your so happy as you seem

Because all that citys got is a mediocre Football team.

 
so quick to get down on seattle

but I'm sorry my friend you've already lost this battle

starbucks, boeing, amazon, i could list em

but there's no use, we own you and your MS operating system.
 
lil nigga's cant shit with out metamusel

its i high fiber diet you gotta get used to

purple drank and chicken makes ya pooper clog

so you bouncin on the toilet like an anrgy frog

so im out bitch, thats all i got to spit

so be health conscious when it comes to your shit

 
yo' list ain't complete, don't fo'get 'bout rain

can't understand why the hell you'd remain

yeah ya'll's got nirvana, a band who was number one

now go pull a cobain, and go suck shotgun
 
What? You call that a rebuttle? You better step up your game

If thats your best shit, then your pretty lame

When youre tired of living in a state, shitty as can be

Then baby you can come live in Ohio with me.
 
Cobain? Yeah that fucker went to hell

But hey, youre welcome for Dave Chappelle

Oh and while we're handing out thank yous

You can thank us for Halle Berry in Swordfish, too.
 
^wow that was weak, if i could say the least

i had a dinner party last night, a big fuckin feast

all the ladies were there, havin a good old time

i was bangin around, spittin an ill rhyme

WORD
 
in case you haven't noticed i bring the precipitation

where do you want me to go? your shitty side of the nation?

i hear the smaller the state, the smaller the cock

at least massachusetts has got plymouth rock, now tell me...

whats new hampshire got?
 
^

well lets see, you're a girl, so you can rap for shit.

your rhymes remind me of when i swallow a pit.

yeah you heard, ya fuckin suck, at rapping and cocks

im sorry, i'll be on in my hood, shooting my glocks.
 
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