The official "post in this thread when you're wasted" thread

[DietCoke]

It needs to be made

so basiically, if youre awasted and you wanna say it, go for it. if you rdoint, thats cool ttooo whhatever.

Its just fun to see peoples drunks coment

 

[GFELLER.]

 

[Squirrel_Murphy]

i'm fuckin drunk and i'moin to icer air omorrow is gonne be so cick . san francisoc sucks my brown ass, fuck that shit

 

[Squirrel_Murphy]

butthe giur i'm with right now is fuckin mbad ass, weore gonna take shot cuckin shots, fuck my shit, of fuck yeah

 

[j.bird]

This is the official "I'm a big asshat who doesn't use a searchbar" thread.

 

[skithebert]

hiooooo...bedtime now

 

[Treestman]

waated as fuck'

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

dang you beat me to the official "You forgot the use the searchbar" post.

 

[-Kieran-]

man this guy is taking for ever to cum

 

[eheath]

Just got food from straight mexicans, so dank. Probably gonna puke it up now though or else im gonna shit my pants in about 3 hours/have a heart attack in 3 hours.

 

[Avifarer]

i was pretty drunk and i walked a girl home that i really liked, so i was feeling pretty awesome.

then i get home and discover that the dog my sister is puppysitting took a shit on the floor, what should i do?

 

[Calb3rt]

yeah he only beat you by 2 years, you were close though.... maybe next time.

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

damn, I need to kill myself.

 

[skithebert]

hahaha. i can't believe i posted in this thread over a year ago. how lame