The OFFICIAL post a quote or line of Chappelles Show

[BULLSEMEN]

well first you have to catch the monkey, then fuck it

 

[Aliant]

joe rogan, theres somthin about me you may not know

I Smoke rocks.

 

[Frostfired]

haha ya

shit dave its the goddam cops...im gonna ask them fr directions, i said no chip dont do it but chip was gone

 

[Charley.]

"IM NOT DANGEROUS!!!! AT LEAST I WASNT!!! HAHAHAHA"

 

[Peter.]

probably been said before but

I want some apple drink. It's green.

 

[fujarome]

"i would like to thank God for giving you all so very much, and me so very little. I hate you, i hate you, i don't even know you but i hate your guts....now if you'll excuse me i have to go put some water in beauty's mother's tray."