The official mess up famous movie quotes thread

mommy

mommy

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since everybodys doing it, why not just dedicate a thread to it?

i'll start.

"do you know who you are messing with? i am a fucking professional. pizzza!"

 
fuck off. die slut

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
 
"the captian of saint andrews gave me this jaket. they invented the game over there you know, except they called it GOF with out the L"

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
YOU WANT THE COCK, YOU CANT HANDLE THE COCK

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
 
^hahahaha

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" im popping the collar right now, you gotta wear at least 2 polos when you do it though, im rockin 3 burberrys at the moment" ATLSKI
 
"I almost had you!"

"Almost had me?...me?...u never had ur car!"

"NOOOOO!!!! MOOONNNIICCCCAAAA!"

"One race....2G buy in....winner takes all!"

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle

 
"Tom, you were a boyscout weren't you?" "No, but I ate out a girlscout once."

If it ain't pimp, don't bother.
 
Cotton: "Looks like average joes is going to forefit"

Other Guy: "Its a bold strategy cotton lets see how it works out for them"

 
^ ahhhahahahaaaa that guy fucking rules.

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"

"If you're alive, I probably hate you."

-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
 
the most famous messed up movie quote ever.

"play it again sam"

mark

one good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain
 
luke! I AM your mother!

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that is the single most badass awsome core thing i have ever heard. Decapitation rules - STREBOR1507

riding skiboards is like banging fat chicks.....it might be fun, but you dont tell your frien
 
^*Reveals mechanized boobies*

Luke: "NOOOOOOOO!"

Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
the thing wen the guy landed on the moon i dunno exactly wut he messed up but i know he did

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-Ryan

breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5

 
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE

"you got shocks, pegs.........lucky"

"you got like three feet of air that time"

your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms' - Lateralis
 
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