The Official "I'm High" Thread

Welp, this is me right now

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I really hope the cleaning of your pipe and the baking of your brownies aren't connected because resin brownies don't sound like fun at all.
 
my roommate will smoke 2 blunts, drink a couple beers and take his calculus final 10 minutes after smoking and ace it. I which I had the power to do that.
 
I dropped a couple gates before my math midterm the other day and i was actually really focused and I thought of some cool shit like different ways to do problems
 
topic:Mama. said:
-Please don't post things like 'heeheehawhaw dude I'm so high like bro whoa'. We know you're high, and if you aren't, you should post stuff that's a good contribution to those who are!
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whats happening to me i actually wrote this

you know how when stars explode they make like new galaxies and our planets and stars well what if humans did that and like when they explode they make other humans because imagine 911 like all those people would make like a lot of new people like to the point wear more people were alive than dead what if that was the only way to repopulate the earth (like exploding) and every year there had to be like a random death attack just to make sure the plant didnt over populate lie it would be like the hunger games or some shit im so happy this is great i cred when i dropped my chips
 
13013232:YourMomsCouch said:
whats happening to me i actually wrote this

you know how when stars explode they make like new galaxies and our planets and stars well what if humans did that and like when they explode they make other humans because imagine 911 like all those people would make like a lot of new people like to the point wear more people were alive than dead what if that was the only way to repopulate the earth (like exploding) and every year there had to be like a random death attack just to make sure the plant didnt over populate lie it would be like the hunger games or some shit im so happy this is great i cred when i dropped my chips
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You're a turbo nerd.
 
12453417:esotericjive said:
This thread really took off...

For all the 13 year old stoners...

For everyone else, you laugh, you lose.
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Lost it at "What the fuck does that even mean?"
 
Planning on doing some shrooms on the 4th of july. any advice/personal stories? would it be a bad idea to blaze and do the shrooms? are the effects different? i heard shrooms alone things are more just vivid and stuff but if you blaze also theres a high chance of hallucinating a lot.. fact or nah?
 
13049479:Z-PAULY. said:
Planning on doing some shrooms on the 4th of july. any advice/personal stories? would it be a bad idea to blaze and do the shrooms? are the effects different? i heard shrooms alone things are more just vivid and stuff but if you blaze also theres a high chance of hallucinating a lot.. fact or nah?
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How comfortable are you with smoking weed/tripping? If you are at the point where you aren't a noob and you don't "trip" from getin stoned but rather you are more relaxed and open about things, definitely smoke a bowl or two right after you eat the shrooms. Really helps me relax and focus my trip and have a positive experience.
 
13051581:.frenchy said:
been a while since i've been in de land of jah
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Jah mon blase.

My house smells super good right now. Someone os cooking something and it smells delicious.

Chyll
 
now that i got nuggets again, (took a HUGE break from smoking...)

Does anyone ever smoke before they work out? Does it help? I've always wanted to try, i'll be benching mostly BTW
 
13052366:.frenchy said:
now that i got nuggets again, (took a HUGE break from smoking...)

Does anyone ever smoke before they work out? Does it help? I've always wanted to try, i'll be benching mostly BTW
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I take 3 or 4 dabs every morning before i go climb lift whatever that shit puts me in the zone.
 
13052465:STNW said:
I've been to xc running practice sconed and it's honestly the funnest shit ever, I talked to some homeschooled Mormon kid for like an hour, it was gr8 m8
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Good to see even these days all the homeschool kids still run track… never got why that was, track sucks..
 
If this thread is turning into stuff we have done high then I'll join in..I woke up at a friends house and we smoked the rest of an eighth that we had from the night before and my mom texts me "get home now we gotta go ASAP!" i text back "go where? i just woke up at Jacobs" she texts back "12:00 church service needs an alter boy so i agreed to you going and serving" (back in 7th grade i signed up to learn to be an alter boy to get out of class and only did it once or twice 4 years ago) so I head to 12:00 mass and I'm baked. and previously stated i don't even know how to be an alter boy. I fucked the whole service up by dropping the cross when walking up to the alter. Safe to say they never asked me to serve again. I have lots of stories so I'm ready to tell more if needed.

TL;DR: Got baked, forgot how to alter boy, dropped cross.
 
13054616:gatley-o9mil. said:
Guys just think of how fucking weird everything is, like just think about it
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hahahahahahahahah i read this then looked at a bottle of hand sanitizer and you're actually 10000% right hahahhaa. who designed the bottle to look like that?
 
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